Years ago I had a dream interpretation sessions with friends where I deciphered their dreams.

I got a lot of enjoyment assisting people to understand the noctural imaginings and visions of their subconscious minds.

If you have a dream to share, post it on this thread and I'll interpret it for you.

How would one decipher a reoccurring nocturnal REM sleep where one is continually involved in the practice of removing the hinges from the back doors belonging to one Natasha Kaplinsky? ...

Do others share a perchance to be linked romantically with middle aged female ITV newscasters during their 'downtime' ? ...

Curious of the Northern Hemisphere

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I dream of The Village People a lot.

subconsciously you have a good taste in / addiction to bisexual pornography.

you dislike Eminem so much.

Not true, seen him live so I have.

And rubbish was he.

... buys a kilo of Oranges and some black bin bags ...

This dream is telling you that you don't have to 'fix' or replace anything in your life to be considered a 'man'. You want to serve women or your more *feminine* side.

You have a submissive streak and in order for that to happen you have to 'open the backdoor' (expand your thinking to include the possibility that 'work' is involved for you to be more submissive).

What if you dream about killing someone such as a friend and bury them in the back garden.... for example.

Ok so here's one for you. It was quite a while ago and I can't remember all the ins and outs but the main bit was that I had a bit of a tickle in the back of the throat, started coughing and each time I did, I coughed up shedloads of those fine plastic hook things that shops attach price labels to clothes with. Not the whole thing, just the T end bit. It seemed to go on for ages and freaks me out each time I think about it.

No I don't believe there was anything sexual involved so good luck interpreting that one.

This one has stuck in my mind.

I was at a convention for writers () and in a group of people and one man said, "Probably no-one here will know who I am."

I piped up with, "Oh of course they will, you're just sooo famous!" and immediately thought "Who the bloody hell is he?" I spent the rest of the long and convoluted dream trying to 'wing it' and work out his name.

I have a recurring dream where I am free-running and enjoying it I'm not being chased, just running easily, bounding up stairs, jumping over roof tops etc with such ease.

I am NOT a runner, hate it with a passion and having b00bs as large as mine, it is also painful

Another recurring dream is falling through open tread stairs.

i'm afraid you might need to see a doctor as it might be a symptom of sleep apnoea (touch wood)

you care for your friend so dearly you dread the day something bad happens to him/her.

proper interpretations resume when i get access to a proper non-mobile PC.