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Years ago I had a dream interpretation sessions with friends where I deciphered their dreams.

I got a lot of enjoyment assisting people to understand the noctural imaginings and visions of their subconscious minds.

If you have a dream to share, post it on this thread and I'll interpret it for you.

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How would one decipher a reoccurring nocturnal REM sleep where one is continually involved in the practice of removing the hinges from the back doors belonging to one Natasha Kaplinsky? ...

Do others share a perchance to be linked romantically with middle aged female ITV newscasters during their 'downtime' ? ...

Curious of the Northern Hemisphere

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I dream of The Village People a lot.

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subconsciously you have a good taste in / addiction to bisexual pornography.

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you dislike Eminem so much.

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Not true, seen him live so I have.

And rubbish was he.

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... buys a kilo of Oranges and some black bin bags ...

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This dream is telling you that you don't have to 'fix' or replace anything in your life to be considered a 'man'. You want to serve women or your more *feminine* side.

You have a submissive streak and in order for that to happen you have to 'open the backdoor' (expand your thinking to include the possibility that 'work' is involved for you to be more submissive).

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What if you dream about killing someone such as a friend and bury them in the back garden.... for example.

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Ok so here's one for you. It was quite a while ago and I can't remember all the ins and outs but the main bit was that I had a bit of a tickle in the back of the throat, started coughing and each time I did, I coughed up shedloads of those fine plastic hook things that shops attach price labels to clothes with. Not the whole thing, just the T end bit. It seemed to go on for ages and freaks me out each time I think about it.

No I don't believe there was anything sexual involved so good luck interpreting that one.:sneaky:

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This one has stuck in my mind.

I was at a convention for writers (:confused:) and in a group of people and one man said, "Probably no-one here will know who I am."

I piped up with, "Oh of course they will, you're just sooo famous!" and immediately thought "Who the bloody hell is he?" I spent the rest of the long and convoluted dream trying to 'wing it' and work out his name. :o

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I have a recurring dream where I am free-running and enjoying it:ohmy: I'm not being chased, just running easily, bounding up stairs, jumping over roof tops etc with such ease.

I am NOT a runner, hate it with a passion and having b00bs as large as mine, it is also painful:blink:

Another recurring dream is falling through open tread stairs.

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i'm afraid you might need to see a doctor as it might be a symptom of sleep apnoea (touch wood) :eek:

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you care for your friend so dearly you dread the day something bad happens to him/her.

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proper interpretations resume when i get access to a proper non-mobile PC. :o

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I used to constantly dream I was walking on a hill, then trod on a milkbottle and it kept rolling and falling and I would wake up a thud like I had landed at the bottom of a hill.

When I was a kid I would dream of a swamp with quicksand like mud, years later walking near a house we had built, we found a creek/mudflats that looked exactly like it. Identical, really bloody spooky moment.

Worst recurring dream I had was of a white UK van and a man would drag me into it, still gives me the shivers and I will never walk near a white van at night, think it was a warning.... Luckily in OZ its more utes:lol:

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How about this one ..... The other night I had a dream that someone knocked on the front door, and when I opened it, there were some men trying to sell me things. They had laid out loads of items on my front lawn, and I felt obliged to buy something from them. I chose a small wind chime, and when I tried to pay, they said I had to pay them "protection money". I quickly pushed the front door shut, and they were trying to get in the house with a petrol can to burn it down.

Woke up in a sweat! That was a strange dream! Would be interesting to hear your thoughts.

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My dreams are drug induced - I have the weirdest ones ever but anti malarial drugs do that to you so you would have fun with those.

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I thought death meant change?

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I once dreamterated that I had sex with The Predator (film). It as actually really hot and he had a massive front bum.

What ever can that mean??? :confused:

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In my last dream I was laid out in a coffin and as the mourners filed past,someone says'he never dressed on the left'Then a hand with dirty fingernails reaches into my flies and puts my member to the right-hand side of my pants. Everybody is laughing and then the lid goes on and I can hear them nailing it down.

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Were you one of the zombies in the Michael Jackson Thriller film?

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That one means you need to eat avocado...the bigger the better.