stevenglish

Is that most people offended?

scottishcelts

You forgot to mention Pikey, Jock and Yank

Broad Shoulders

Jocks = Ginger
Yanks = Fat

you're right about the Pikies though

mandymoochops

Don't fall into any of those so i'm happy. Now - if you add stupid, blonde and old you got 'er.

stevenglish

Can't use the blonde unless this particular whale doesn't have matching collar anc cuffs

mandymoochops

bleach the carpet - are you 'avin a larf.

Broad Shoulders

Rip it up and expose the floorboards for god's sake!

mandymoochops

See now I was going to make the comment about floorboards but thought it might come across in a "look at me I have flooboards aren't I big and clever" type way, so didn't And at my age it's not so much high end hardwood more like cheap copycat lino

Broad Shoulders

are you trying to tell us that you had labiaplasty surgery, or are you actually talking about the floors in your house?

kporte

Saw à documentary on that. Some of those chicks looked like the open bomb bay doors of a B-52

mandymoochops

neither confirming nor denying anything about interior decor.

welshviking

They could use the extra skin for burns victims, they'd be awfully smooth and sensitive.

emma75

Nothing wrong with gingers! My 8 year old boy has ginger hair and is soooo proud, bless him! Some kids at school said orange head, orange head to him , to which he replied" Actually, Its ginger to you!" I get offended, but he wouldnt and thats all that matters!

Broad Shoulders

I know a guy who had something similar done. When he was a kid he had to have a dangerous birthmark removed from behind his head behind his left ear, just below the hair line. They took a skin graft from just above his pubic bone area. He was only 6 at the time. Anyway, he said it was all fine and dandy and no one noticed a thing until he hit puberty when suddenly he started growing short thick curly black hairs behind his ear. He then began wet shaving behind that ear on a daily basis to avoid being called "Pube-Ear"

He laughs about it now as do everyone he tells.

mandymoochops

isn't there a joke about this with the puchline along the lines of "oh and the guy in ward 3 says thanks for the new ears"