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cascrew Dec 23rd 2007 7:11 pm

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 5701359)
I'm very suspicious of the hump in the middle of the lawn at this place we are renting now - it's long enough to be a body, and could easily pass as a mound of earth over a grave :eek: I guess the guy who lived here before had MIL issues too.....:sneaky:

Guys guys guys, think like Aussies, it's christamas, Barbeque the old bag and serve her to the rellies, you'll save a fortune on steak, do everyone a favour and bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "BITE ME":thumbsup:

Pollyana Dec 23rd 2007 7:12 pm

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 

Originally Posted by cascrew (Post 5701417)
Guys guys guys, think like Aussies, it's christamas, Barbeque the old bag and serve her to the rellies, you'll save a fortune on steak, do everyone a favour and bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "BITE ME":thumbsup:

Not enough meat on her to keep a chipmunk alive :eek:

tum Dec 23rd 2007 7:17 pm

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 5701418)
Not enough meat on her to keep a chipmunk alive :eek:

:rofl::rofl: my MIL called us if we would like to come over for Xmas dinner.
But....she also said that if we wouldn't she would go over to family of her for Xmas (with my FIL). So we said, we won't hold you back...please go and have fun :thumbsup: . So we are having a nice Xmas with the 3 of us, just chilling, relaxing, having some nice food and that's it.

PS My MIL is a nice lady, don't worry, a bit headstrong...but so am I ;);)

OzWannabee Dec 23rd 2007 7:29 pm

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 
Love this thread!! I don't feel so alone!

Can't just blame my MIL! Both of my parents in law told my hubby he would have to choose between me or them!! He's happily cut out of the will and living on the other side of the world! They didn't even come to say goodbye and of course I dragged him here kicking and screaming!

Can't understand why but the kids do call me the Wicked Witch of West and if I make them tell me they love me they say 'We love you Miss Hanigan!" :thumbsup:

moneypenny20 Dec 23rd 2007 7:37 pm

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 

Originally Posted by OzWannabee (Post 5701436)
Love this thread!! I don't feel so alone!

Can't just blame my MIL! Both of my parents in law told my hubby he would have to choose between me or them!! He's happily cut out of the will and living on the other side of the world! They didn't even come to say goodbye and of course I dragged him here kicking and screaming!

Can't understand why but the kids do call me the Wicked Witch of West and if I make them tell me they love me they say 'We love you Miss Hanigan!" :thumbsup:

:rofl:

eddie007 Dec 23rd 2007 7:40 pm

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 
It was my brother in law who wouldn't come to our leaving do..... so guess what? we left any way.... guess who didn't get a xmas card from him either this year? .... could be becasue he doesn't know where we live though...


as for Barbie ing MIL and serving her to the rels.... I wouldn't like to be held responsible for a mass food poisoning incident....

tum Dec 23rd 2007 9:06 pm

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 
PFFFFF can't just wait until I am
someone's MIL. Who knows what
they'll say about MOI! ;):rofl:

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/reposit...aying-0085.gif

gazclaire Dec 23rd 2007 9:46 pm

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 
I can't understand some countries where men have multiple wifes because that means multiple MIL's:huh:

Glasgowlass Dec 23rd 2007 9:47 pm

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 

Originally Posted by gazclaire (Post 5701613)
I can't understand some countries where men have multiple wifes because that means multiple MIL's:huh:

Perish the thought:ohmy:

Machiavelli Dec 23rd 2007 10:30 pm

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 

Originally Posted by OzWannabee (Post 5701436)
Love this thread!! I don't feel so alone!

Can't just blame my MIL! Both of my parents in law told my hubby he would have to choose between me or them!! He's happily cut out of the will and living on the other side of the world! They didn't even come to say goodbye and of course I dragged him here kicking and screaming!

Can't understand why but the kids do call me the Wicked Witch of West and if I make them tell me they love me they say 'We love you Miss Hanigan!" :thumbsup:

Snap!

My BIL said that the only thing that would make his mother happy would be for my husband to leave me and our kids. He chose to leave with me and our kids. I still feel bad about it, but have to remember that they brought it on themselves. I didn't ask him to choose, they did.

I still feel bad about it though! (But not at Christmas, birthdays, bank holidays, school holidays......)


M

asprilla Dec 24th 2007 2:47 am

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 
have any blokes posted on this thread? I can't tell through the user names. If so, own up.

Ps- I reckon i've got a great mother in law!

happy christmas.

Scott Dec 24th 2007 2:56 am

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My mother-in-law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get around her,

but he didn't know if he had enough petrol

Sally Simpson Dec 24th 2007 4:37 am

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 5702239)
My mother-in-law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get around her,

but he didn't know if he had enough petrol

:rofl:

don544 Dec 24th 2007 9:14 am

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 

Originally Posted by annkc (Post 5701333)
On my first ever meeting with my MIL she introduced herself to me as the wicked witch of the east, and threw a towel at me and told me to get on with her dishes, christ she was right, she was a witch!! :rofl: Needless to say she is no longer in the picture. father in law bined her!!! :thumbsup:

annkc

don't even start on MIL and towels :eek:
mine is a right bitch, before we moved we banned her from christmas day visits, as she always managed to ruin the day.
she even farts when she walks and doesn't apologise:mad:
merry christmas to all.
Dom

Pollyana Dec 24th 2007 10:17 am

Re: Nightmare MIL thread
 

Originally Posted by don544 (Post 5702817)
don't even start on MIL and towels :eek:
mine is a right bitch, before we moved we banned her from christmas day visits, as she always managed to ruin the day.

We have enough towels to keep us going till doomsday, falling out of the ucpboard so you have to hold them in while you close the door........so the Bloke told the MIL he thought a good present for me would be some more towels :blink: and they are a kind of crocket stuff so they don't dry anything anyway :confused: I shall decorate her room with them next year perhaps........

Originally Posted by don544 (Post 5702817)
she even farts when she walks and doesn't apologise:mad:
merry christmas to all.
Dom

Is she a Queenslander? ;)


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