Egg

The ghost or snipe.

meat....

Ok I'm not sure this will get through the filter but mine was cherry sucks cocks apparently to filthy minded males if you say my real name fast enough this is what it sounds like, thankfully it got shortened to cherry and now mostly chezza I need a new name though for derby and I'd rather get rid of that one

What you chose to do with chickens is no business of the moderators.

I would just like to say no chickens or cocks were ever harmed!

I was known as the Black Widow when i was at college

Munchkin or Carriecustard by the parents, thunderthighs or brainiac at school(how kind),but not much else.

Those who called me thunderthighs have aged much less gracefully than I have, and weigh more than I ever did.

Paddy

Taff

Brain

At school:
Cloughie (how imaginative!)
Brian (see above)
Secretary (cos I wore glasses)

Sailing career:
Mole (cos I used to peer around, and also my crewmate was a girl called Rachel - we used to get Ratty and Mole)
Mae (as in West - apparently it looked like I was always wearing a life jacket)

Family:
Mole (see above)
Vince (based on a misunderstanding about what type of creature Vinnie was in Deputy Dawg)
Ethel (cos I'm a proper old woman who needs nannynaps and a blankie)
Nova (twas my mod name - Himself still calls me it and all my other moddy friends still refer to me by it. Its also one of my gamer names so my sad freaky gaming friends call me either that, Dreamy or Ikeisha)

I can't remember the last time someone called me by my real name.

Denis
Dee
Denee
Nisee - all a derivation of my first name
Slug - this particular monika was given to be by my dad as he always said I was too slow to be anything but
Madam - also given by my dad as I was a proper one
Belcher - my army nickname...I have a problem with wind
Rinkydink (a link to my maiden name)
Spanner - an ex called me this....cos I made his nuts turn
Eyeeye - got this after getting a cracker of a black eye while playing hockey at school

Won't tell you what ROMFT calls me

topher.. to you my friend

T.A.D (tits arse and dimples when i was at school) sadly since having my children, getting older and thinner all three have shrank

C.U.N.T.Y (sorry for any offence) believe me this one used to have me in tears or fits of rage at school, thanks to my adoptive dads surname of Caunt!!! as i got older i just used to say my name as an A in it

MadamAnt (my CB handle love adam ant)

Ant (my name shortened)

Pocket rocket (my hubby's name for me)