New soft drink

Old Jan 15th 2006, 11:26 am
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DRUGS WITH TWO NAMES

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also
called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for VIAGRA. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that is has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer
call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO".

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Old Jan 16th 2006, 1:09 am
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Originally Posted by harveyhare
DRUGS WITH TWO NAMES

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also
called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for VIAGRA. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that is has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer
call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO".

Di

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