Need sign suggestions for front door.....
May 7th 2009, 6:48 pm
#17
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Re: Need sign suggestions for front door.....
POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS
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May 7th 2009, 7:55 pm
#19
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Re: Need sign suggestions for front door.....
Only knock if you want to meet Jesus.
BTW, Jesus is my rottweiler!
BTW, Jesus is my rottweiler!
May 7th 2009, 8:55 pm
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May 7th 2009, 9:02 pm
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Re: Need sign suggestions for front door.....
My mum has a door mat with "Hello, Welcome, now Piss Off!"
Seems to work well.
Seems to work well.
May 7th 2009, 9:15 pm
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Re: Need sign suggestions for front door.....
NOTICE
BY KNOCKING ON MY DOOR YOU ARE AGREEING TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET DOWN IN CLAUSE 2, PART 6789, DIVISION 3, PARAGRAPH 1 OF MY CONSENTUAL SEX CONTRACT & THERFORE SUBJECT TO MY EACH AND EVREY DESIRE WHICH MAY INCLUDE (BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO), WHAT EVER TAKES MY FANCY.
*If you knocked my door in error, you are granted 5 seconds grace time to f**k off of my property, whereby no further action will be taken against you"
BY KNOCKING ON MY DOOR YOU ARE AGREEING TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET DOWN IN CLAUSE 2, PART 6789, DIVISION 3, PARAGRAPH 1 OF MY CONSENTUAL SEX CONTRACT & THERFORE SUBJECT TO MY EACH AND EVREY DESIRE WHICH MAY INCLUDE (BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO), WHAT EVER TAKES MY FANCY.
*If you knocked my door in error, you are granted 5 seconds grace time to f**k off of my property, whereby no further action will be taken against you"
May 7th 2009, 11:31 pm
#23
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Re: Need sign suggestions for front door.....
WARNING
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Enetr at yror onw rsik
Swnie Ful labotarory haed quraters
Enetr at yror onw rsik
May 8th 2009, 12:14 am
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Re: Need sign suggestions for front door.....
When the Mormons (we have another name for them but I won't say what it is) called at my mum's her boyfriend was underneath his landrover fixing it and said he will talk to them if they help fix it. That got rid of them!
May 8th 2009, 12:17 am
#25
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Re: Need sign suggestions for front door.....
Jehova's Witness - I never even seen the accident!
May 8th 2009, 8:40 pm
#26
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Re: Need sign suggestions for front door.....
Friend of mine had his doorbell set into an old man-trap on the wall. That puts most cold-callers off.
May 8th 2009, 9:05 pm
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Re: Need sign suggestions for front door.....
NOTICE
BY KNOCKING ON MY DOOR YOU ARE AGREEING TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET DOWN IN CLAUSE 2, PART 6789, DIVISION 3, PARAGRAPH 1 OF MY CONSENTUAL SEX CONTRACT & THERFORE SUBJECT TO MY EACH AND EVREY DESIRE WHICH MAY INCLUDE (BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO), WHAT EVER TAKES MY FANCY.
*If you knocked my door in error, you are granted 5 seconds grace time to f**k off of my property, whereby no further action will be taken against you"
BY KNOCKING ON MY DOOR YOU ARE AGREEING TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET DOWN IN CLAUSE 2, PART 6789, DIVISION 3, PARAGRAPH 1 OF MY CONSENTUAL SEX CONTRACT & THERFORE SUBJECT TO MY EACH AND EVREY DESIRE WHICH MAY INCLUDE (BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO), WHAT EVER TAKES MY FANCY.
*If you knocked my door in error, you are granted 5 seconds grace time to f**k off of my property, whereby no further action will be taken against you"
May 9th 2009, 12:20 pm
#30
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Re: Need sign suggestions for front door.....
You can go to your local Office of Fair Trading & get one of these door signs/stickers free of charge.
Your average Queenslander sees an official sign bearing the govt. logo & has to stop & cross themselves.
Your average Queenslander sees an official sign bearing the govt. logo & has to stop & cross themselves.
