Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8524250)

I am quite concerned we haven't heard from the OP. Do you think he's become 'porned out'?

Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK (Post 8526208)

It's quite possible that his right arm is now so over developed that he can no longer type properly?

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8526217)

It's a distinct possibility.

But then he may be left handed....

Originally Posted by Burbage (Post 8526230)

I haven't read all the comments, but there is one thing that might be noted.

Women produced one gamete (egg) per month and make a week long song and dance about expelling it from their body when it is no longer required.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8526245)

Trust me, singing and dancing is usually the last thing on our mind. And for the rest of the month, there's really not much wrong with our sex drive and we don't require men to fix any urges we have, just like you don't need a woman... though some of you guys seem to need the porn. Can't you use your imaginations like we do? :D



No, actually, they don't. It's just that you like to. Be a man. Admit it. ;)



I find it odd you'd agree with that. Why the secrecy? Wouldn't it be nice to share it with your partner? :thumbup: Or is it a bit ... dodgy? :lol: ... Bessie on the Farm sort of stuff? :ohmy:

Originally Posted by Burbage (Post 8526276)

Better out than in. It's a biological drive. It has to be met.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8526277)

The bovine, mate.

Originally Posted by Burbage (Post 8526284)

Well, if you discover that your husband prefers a milkmaid to you then that's only natural. If he prefers a cow to you, then you major problems.

Originally Posted by Burbage (Post 8526230)

I haven't read all the comments, but there is one thing that might be noted.

Women produced one gamete (egg) per month and make a week long song and dance about expelling it from their body when it is no longer required.

Men produced several million gametes (sperm) per day. These have to be got rid of too. If the wife isn't around, it has to happen somehow.

Seasider is right. Don't go looking for stuff on your partner whatever sex you are. You almost certainly won't like what you find.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8526245)

No, actually, they don't. It's just that you like to. Be a man. Admit it. ;)

Originally Posted by Deancm (Post 8526335)

You've obviously never experienced blue balls...

Originally Posted by RenShen (Post 8526334)

I usually find roller blading in white trousers helps the expulsion process.

Originally Posted by Louiseh86 (Post 8526342)

Or parachuting ;)

And maybe the OP isn't coming back because we all now know he's a wanker! :lol:

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8526337)

No. You're right. Mine are pink.