Here let me hold the door so it dont smack ya bum on the way out!!!

what about 'plucked'.......cos that's what he'd be in my house if he woke me up at 4am!! The bloody dog's bad enough chucking her toys about at that time!

call it Cock lol

or teal

Cock-a-hoop

what about stuffed?

Well my MILs are called: sock, shirt, tie and Lucy and they have a baby they have yet to name. The other 2 babies they had that now belong to my daughter have been called Baby Lucy and Ben....she chose the names herself, and she also doesn't believe they're cockateils, she says they're Lucy birds Awwww
Marie


Forgot to mention she had another 2 that are dead now but they were called George and Mildred

Thanks for that!

call it BEER, that should keep the mrs busy

Spike .... my kids have decided whatever pet we have next it is going to be called Spike .... don't know why but I do quite like it thankfully

Better than "Snitch" which is what they named the dog Once in the park my dog ran off to another dog for a sniff and when I was calling him back the woman thought I was calling her "bitch"

Cyril as in Cyril Neveu ( the first ever Dakar rally winner in 1979)......Perfect !!

"I'll ring your F...ing neck" seems to roll off the tongue quite well.

Might cause confusion though as you won't know whether the wife is talking to the bird or the dick.

I think I know the most likely one she would be talking to!!!!

Hahaha we used to have a Pink and Grey Galah when we were kids and it spoke well.

Also had a dog called Jason that barked alot. Now mum used to open the door and say "be quiet Jason". We used to open the door and say "shut the **** up Jason"


So PG the Galah used to say "WOOF WOOF WOOF Shut the **** up Jason" all the time. Drove my mum mad.

how about Jesus-Christ as a first name, WillUShuddup as a surname?

failing that.. Colin or Norman??

im pmsl at the thought of you calling it colin - what a fantastic name!!!!!

lmao!!!