My wullies got stuck in the railings outside our house
#23
Re: My wullies got stuck in the railings outside our house
I think this thread is starting to peter out
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Re: My wullies got stuck in the railings outside our house
My dog used to eat it's own sheeeeeeite! lol YUMMMAEEEE! LOL
#27
Re: My wullies got stuck in the railings outside our house
My folks used to have a certain cat which got them in lots of trouble. 100% true story this:
So my parents are in bed one night sleeping and woken up at 4am by a torch in their face and see two policemen in their bedroom, who are demanding to know who called 999.
My mom was having a fit and my dad was saying they must have got it wrong because they hadn't called 999, and how the hell did they get into their house? The police had received an emergency call but no voice, so they'd assumed something really bad had happened. They couldn't get an answer by knocking on the door so had broken in and stormed the place. The police, especially the sergeant there, are not in a good mood, and are demanding to know who made the call.
My dad says hold on, let me check something..... and he goes downstairs to the living room to find the cat sat in his favourite place, on top of the phone. The receiver is off the hook, his paw is still on the 9 button, and the cats got the biggest grin on his face!
One policeman was p*ssing himself laughing, but the sergeant is going ballistic, saying someone's going to get prosecuted for wasting police time. He was seriously not a happy camper. The other copper (trying but failing to keep a straight face) said, "shall we cuff the cat and charge him, sarge?"
As they left, my dad did think about asking if they'd repair his door, but thought best not to ask...
So my parents are in bed one night sleeping and woken up at 4am by a torch in their face and see two policemen in their bedroom, who are demanding to know who called 999.
My mom was having a fit and my dad was saying they must have got it wrong because they hadn't called 999, and how the hell did they get into their house? The police had received an emergency call but no voice, so they'd assumed something really bad had happened. They couldn't get an answer by knocking on the door so had broken in and stormed the place. The police, especially the sergeant there, are not in a good mood, and are demanding to know who made the call.
My dad says hold on, let me check something..... and he goes downstairs to the living room to find the cat sat in his favourite place, on top of the phone. The receiver is off the hook, his paw is still on the 9 button, and the cats got the biggest grin on his face!
One policeman was p*ssing himself laughing, but the sergeant is going ballistic, saying someone's going to get prosecuted for wasting police time. He was seriously not a happy camper. The other copper (trying but failing to keep a straight face) said, "shall we cuff the cat and charge him, sarge?"
As they left, my dad did think about asking if they'd repair his door, but thought best not to ask...