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Also whole beef fillet cooked on a skottel then cut into thick slices and placed in a fresh white roll laced with real butter and fried onions. Maybe some chilli sauce.
Melting in the mouth quality.
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Ow yeah forgot about those. ![Sunglasses](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sunglasses.gif)
Also whole beef fillet cooked on a skottel then cut into thick slices and placed in a fresh white roll laced with real butter and fried onions. Maybe some chilli sauce.
Melting in the mouth quality.![Sunglasses](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sunglasses.gif)
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Also whole beef fillet cooked on a skottel then cut into thick slices and placed in a fresh white roll laced with real butter and fried onions. Maybe some chilli sauce.
Melting in the mouth quality.
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...and Ahem wannabe pornstars, run along now.
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Cheddar Cheese and Marmite with lots of butter
Peanut and Banana with a scraping of strawberry jam
and a good BLT if I'm out YUMMM
Peanut and Banana with a scraping of strawberry jam
and a good BLT if I'm out YUMMM
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I worked with a girl who came into work every day with a packet of raw pork sausages. She would make herself a cup of coffee, sit next to me and slowly dip each one into her mug. She would suck each bit of meat out until left with the skin which she would suck in and out of her mouth like a kid with a balloon.
She had a mouth a bit like angelina jolie and 10 mins in she would have an audience of half the factory floor looking though the windows. In those days you could smoke in the office, and I used to smoke about 10 fags and blow it at her in disgust thinking that was somehow more acceptable.
We were such a smart pair
She had a mouth a bit like angelina jolie and 10 mins in she would have an audience of half the factory floor looking though the windows. In those days you could smoke in the office, and I used to smoke about 10 fags and blow it at her in disgust thinking that was somehow more acceptable.
We were such a smart pair
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I worked with a girl who came into work every day with a packet of raw pork sausages. She would make herself a cup of coffee, sit next to me and slowly dip each one into her mug. She would suck each bit of meat out until left with the skin which she would suck in and out of her mouth like a kid with a balloon.
She had a mouth a bit like angelina jolie and 10 mins in she would have an audience of half the factory floor looking though the windows. In those days you could smoke in the office, and I used to smoke about 10 fags and blow it at her in disgust thinking that was somehow more acceptable.
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She had a mouth a bit like angelina jolie and 10 mins in she would have an audience of half the factory floor looking though the windows. In those days you could smoke in the office, and I used to smoke about 10 fags and blow it at her in disgust thinking that was somehow more acceptable.
We were such a smart pair
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I loved the days when you could smoke in the office... I would bring in my 20 JPS and me and my mate Lisa (who named me emelems!
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I thought of another one of my faves:
Fish fingers, cheese, egg and tomato ketchup and mayo on white bread![Sunglasses](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sunglasses.gif)
Fish fingers, cheese, egg and tomato ketchup and mayo on white bread
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