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Old Apr 17th 2011 | 9:50 pm
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Got up for work this morning and as usual sat about till its time to go to work.
as i went to leave i noticed that i couldnt find my car keys.
I hunted for about 10 seconds (man search) then Pauline wondered what all the fuss was about. the kind of search that you make as much noise as possible so that someone can hear and come to the rescue.
we searched for about 10 mins then i was getting late for work. so i took the spare key and off to work i went.

come smoko time (morning tea for those of you in the uk) the young lad calls me on my phone to ask what i would like from the smoko shop.
I was busy so my boss answers saying that i wouldnt need anything because he had brought us both in some food. i was about to say its ok, i have a curry with me that i lifted from the fridge...............F...! pops into my head, then a second F...!
first one was that i had forgotten my curry and the other was for......
hold on let me explain.
Pauline keeps having ago at me for eating shite at work. She keeps telling me to make something up and take it to work.
I would do this, but i never ever remember and then it sits there till Pauline throws it out lol
about two weeks ago my eldest daughter came up with a fullproof idea.
a way to make sure i never forget to take food to work.

can you guess?
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.
.
.
.
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.
.

Yip the second F...! was me remembering that i had left my car keys ontop of my food in the fridge!
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 9:52 pm
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Originally Posted by soapy©
Got up for work this morning and as usual sat about till its time to go to work.
as i went to leave i noticed that i couldnt find my car keys.
I hunted for about 10 seconds (man search) then Pauline wondered what all the fuss was about. the kind of search that you make as much noise as possible so that someone can hear and come to the rescue.
we searched for about 10 mins then i was getting late for work. so i took the spare key and off to work i went.

come smoko time (morning tea for those of you in the uk) the young lad calls me on my phone to ask what i would like from the smoko shop.
I was busy so my boss answers saying that i wouldnt need anything because he had brought us both in some food. i was about to say its ok, i have a curry with me that i lifted from the fridge...............F...! pops into my head, then a second F...!
first one was that i had forgotten my curry and the other was for......
hold on let me explain.
Pauline keeps having ago at me for eating shite at work. She keeps telling me to make something up and take it to work.
I would do this, but i never ever remember and then it sits there till Pauline throws it out lol
about two weeks ago my eldest daughter came up with a fullproof idea.
a way to make sure i never forget to take food to work.

can you guess?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Yip the second F...! was me remembering that i had left my car keys ontop of my food in the fridge!
See, how wrong was I? My immediate thought was that they were probably in the boot, along with the golf clubs.
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 9:56 pm
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i was pissing myself before i got to the end, my hubby has done exactly this too
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 9:59 pm
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Don't put them next to yer wallet,you'd be forever walking to work
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 10:05 pm
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Forgot to say, on learning this valuable lesson he now leaves a note attached to his key ring saying LUNCH.

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Old Apr 17th 2011 | 10:10 pm
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Classic Soapy,I love it
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 10:40 pm
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
See, how wrong was I? My immediate thought was that they were probably in the boot, along with the golf clubs.
i thought that too because i had been playing (and i use the term loosely) golf yesterday
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 10:41 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
Don't put them next to yer wallet,you'd be forever walking to work
i'm still waiting on you buying me a beer
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 10:42 pm
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Originally Posted by joho
Forgot to say, on learning this valuable lesson he now leaves a note attached to his key ring saying LUNCH.

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lol
wouldnt work with me. i put things in front of the door the night before so i wont forget them. then i move them to open the door
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 10:43 pm
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Classic Soapy,I love it
there must be loads of this happening with BE members. come on spill the beans?
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 10:45 pm
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Originally Posted by soapy©
there must be loads of this happening with BE members. come on spill the beans?
Not me, I'm perfect, never ever do dumb things like that.
 
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Originally Posted by soapy©
i'm still waiting on you buying me a beer
I bought you a beer,i just can't remember where i left it
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 11:07 pm
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Old Apr 17th 2011 | 11:17 pm
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Originally Posted by soapy©
Got up for work this morning and as usual sat about till its time to go to work.
as i went to leave i noticed that i couldnt find my car keys.
I hunted for about 10 seconds (man search) then Pauline wondered what all the fuss was about. the kind of search that you make as much noise as possible so that someone can hear and come to the rescue.
we searched for about 10 mins then i was getting late for work. so i took the spare key and off to work i went.

come smoko time (morning tea for those of you in the uk) the young lad calls me on my phone to ask what i would like from the smoko shop.
I was busy so my boss answers saying that i wouldnt need anything because he had brought us both in some food. i was about to say its ok, i have a curry with me that i lifted from the fridge...............F...! pops into my head, then a second F...!
first one was that i had forgotten my curry and the other was for......
hold on let me explain.
Pauline keeps having ago at me for eating shite at work. She keeps telling me to make something up and take it to work.
I would do this, but i never ever remember and then it sits there till Pauline throws it out lol
about two weeks ago my eldest daughter came up with a fullproof idea.
a way to make sure i never forget to take food to work.

can you guess?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Yip the second F...! was me remembering that i had left my car keys ontop of my food in the fridge!

We have exactly the same problem in our house. I make up healthy food for hubby to take along to work - I look in the fridge later on the next morning and bingo, the food is still there, so he has to buy 'shite' at work.

I now get up with him and physically put the food container in his laptop bag.
 
Old Apr 17th 2011 | 11:19 pm
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
We have exactly the same problem in our house. I make up healthy food for hubby to take along to work - I look in the fridge later on the next morning and bingo, the food is still there, so he has to buy 'shite' at work.

I now get up with him and physically put the food container in his laptop bag.
lol. the mans a star. im not the only fanny on here
 


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