Im sorry but fake ones are so over rated - Jordans look positively vile and to be honest, those big brown nips that look like dinner plates dont look that nice either.

Whose boobs do you rate?

Jodie Marsh's are quite classy.

Jesus Christ!

Dems NASTY!

No such thing

Its not the titties as much as the way in which they are presented. May I announce that after losing nearly 10kgs, mine have shrunk a bit, still an E cup but gone down in the back.

I have 15kgs to go, I wonder if I will lost my mammarys?

You could always tie a belt around your nips and make em look good

My back has got alot smaller, so I am guessing keep the cup size and go down in the other as in 12 or 10 or something?

Failing that, I will try the belt on the nips!

I go for pert over pneumatic.

I may spell check that later ...

Christ on a bike . . . tits SOOOOO big they pop out the other side!

Nothing about Jodie Marsh or anyone else who gets their tits out for the cameras is classy.

Or you could use the belt to hoist them up

(Mine always seem to get bigger when I lose weight....currently 36HH/J I don't need a belt, I need an actual hoist)

My back is good...I'd be willing to hold them up for you

oi, that's MY job popeye

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