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My OH is a D.J and he often gets sent playlists where people can't remember the name of the song.

He has just been sent one by someone asking for "my first real sex dream" by Bryan Adams. After a minute or two of confusion, I realised they were asking for Summer of 69. "I got my first real six string, bought it at the 5 and dime".

I'm not sure what they thought "the summer of 69" was all about :rofl:

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A song that Paul Young sang with another band, late 80s early 90s was called Senza una Donna but it always sounded like Sex on a Doughnut to me!

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:rofl:

My little brother always used to sing "Long train run over us" in the national anthem.

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Alex the Seal, by the Bangles.

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Nine stone cowboy-Kenny Rogers

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My personal favourites

"Hold me close and tie me down, sir" by Elton John
"She's got electric boobs in her mohair suit" again by Elton John
"Wrapped up like a douche" by Manfred Mann
and finally, "Sweet cream is made of cheese" by Eurythmics

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I use to think that the Talking Heads song "take Me to the river and wash me down" was "take me to the river and watch me drown"

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Lol -made me chuckle

My gran once sang (at the top of her voice in the garden whilst pegging out the washing) 'You set my tits on fire....Should hae been lips lol!!

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"'Excuse me while I kiss this guy" Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze...


S

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I love sausage rolls....joan Jet

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A whole website of them. Not sure how many are genuine:

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

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Just let me staple the vicar should have been Just let me say for the record Pointer Sisters, We are Family.

'Cause I need you Denis Bradley should have been 'Cause I need you desperately - some Whitney Houston number

Daniel you're a star, in a fatal disguise should have been Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky. Elton John - Daniel

Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone, he's my Japanese boy. A mixture of lyrics provided by an old school friend's mum i.e. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to meets He's my Japanese boy by a band I can't remember.

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Without the shed it's a lonely view - red hot chilli peppers
I've got meat pies, i've got my orange squash - REM
you, doo biddy bum - Australian Crawl

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Where is my lonely pilgrim, where is my furry sock - Where have all the cowboys gone

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Ken Lee!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI

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Judy and Johnny just walked through the door
Like a pig without wings
Oh what a birthday surprise
Judy's wearin' his ring

(It's My Party)

I guess it was just me ... :o

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Bohemian Rhapsody

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from his pork sausages!

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'Golden Brown, texture like sun,
lays me down, with my Mancheeruns...'

Always wondered what a Mancheerun was when I was 13...

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LOL.... I've just had two song lyrics changed for me. Golden Brown and Purple Haze. I really thought it was as the posters previously thought until this thread.

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I love that song. With the right lyrics of course. :lol:

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We are a Foos household here. In One of these days my 7 year old daughter was singing

Your heart has never been broken
Your bra has never been stolen (meant to be pride)

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I was sure the lyric in Arlandria (I guess the clue was in the title but I didn't know what the song was called :D) was -

You are not me, I'm angrier, I'm angrier.

The kids reckon those lyrics suit me down to the ground :(

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:rofl:

I had a similar one. Gala did a song called "freed from desire" and the lyrics are ...my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs.
For years I thought she was singing ...my love has got no money, he's got his tromboleze. I assumed a tromboleze was some kind of musical instrument :lol:

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Our youngest daughter told us recently that she always thought 'you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties' was 'you'll always find the perfect kitchen at Benny's'. She wondered where Benny's was.

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From the age of 5 I swore blind the words were -

Swearing his life on his raw sausages :o

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Oh's 'Tonight I sellotape my glove to you'. I think that was deliberate though... He's a bit strange like that..

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Oh and Tears For Fears

These are the fleas we could do without,
Come oooon.....

By a family member......

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You mean, those aren't the lyrics? :lol:

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It took me forever and ever to realise the lyric was, 'with my mind she runs'

What's the longest you've ever known a song then, finally, you realise what the lyric really was on hearing the song for the 500th time in ten years or more.

C'mon, with the Post Office should be c'mon with the force don't stop - Don't stop till you get enough by Michael Jackson

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So did I!!! :lol: my sister is very musical and I even asked her if a tromboleze was a small or big trombone.... :o. It was when she went :blink: that I realised my error!

I also thought Ricky Martin was singing, in that 'She Bangs, She Bangs' song,
"she look like a flower but she stinks like a pig".
Turns out it's, "she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee".
Who knew?! :lol:

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Lol! That has made my day :thumbsup:

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+1 Always wanted a tromboleze! I was only 9 though :o

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"Golden Brown, texture like sun,
lays me down, with Alan Shearer/ lays me down with my man Shearer"

My dad used to tell me this is what it really said.....funny guy :sneaky:

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a Whitney houston one, how did i know, i thought the line was about electric bee stings. Used to love twisted lyrics on radio one when i was growing up.
Mandy