Men and toilet rolls.....
#46
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Toilet rolls??
How 'bout them fancy toilet wipes with camomile or aloe vera?? now that's smooooooth and leaves your botty smellin' real good too!!
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How 'bout them fancy toilet wipes with camomile or aloe vera?? now that's smooooooth and leaves your botty smellin' real good too!!
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Still on the subject of toilet roll - did anyone hear that quote from Sheryl Crow recently? She thinks you should only use one square of paper per visit. She obviously hasn't had a chicken madras washed down with a couple of pints of Guinness. Cameron Diaz is altogether more down to earth. Her suggestion was - If its yellow let in mellow, if its brown flush it down.
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Its probably 1 ply too,that way you can spend the day picking 'bits' out from your nails all day!
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