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Old Mar 1st 2010, 4:10 am
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Originally Posted by kporte
I find it too basic and unerotic. Gynaecological. I prefer a little to be discovered.
You desperately need that third chord old boy.
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by kporte
I find it too basic and unerotic. Gynaecological. I prefer a little to be discovered.
plus you have a fondness for big booties
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Originally Posted by Burbage
You desperately need that third chord old boy.
Because porn doesn't float my boat? I feel sure I am not alone in finding porn dull? Help me out here lads!
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
plus you have a fondness for big booties
No choice, big feeties.
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Originally Posted by kporte
Because porn doesn't float my boat? I feel sure I am not alone in finding porn dull? Help me out here lads!
you're on your own there weirdo!
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
you're on your own there weirdo!
Think I may be too well in touch with my feminine side?
You'll be telling me next you don't put candles all round the bath before a long soak and exfoliation!!
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by kporte
Think I may be too well in touch with my feminine side?
You'll be telling me next you don't put candles all round the bath before a long soak and exfoliation!!
well...ok... I'll grant you that one, but seriously what don't you see erotic in two females double-ending each other?
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
well...ok... I'll grant you that one, but seriously what don't you see erotic in two females double-ending each other?
Depends ... Fatima Whitbread and Janet Street Porter?
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
well...ok... I'll grant you that one, but seriously what don't you see erotic in two females double-ending each other?
Firstly, almost all porn shows cosmetically enhanced unrealistic women. I like real women.
Secondly, the acts are always the same, showing little variety, no tenderness or affection and inevitably end with a "money shot" It's just dull.
Thirdly, as for the girl-girl, I don't believe that these are ever real lesbians, merely girls being paid to PRETEND to enjoy it. That pretense removes the human interest for me.
Lastly, all the males have a bigger penis than I do and that pisses me off.
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by kporte
Lastly, all the males have a bigger penis than I do and that pisses me off.
so does my four year old so you can't hold that against porn
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by kporte
Because porn doesn't float my boat? I feel sure I am not alone in finding porn dull? Help me out here lads!
Agreed.

Mainstream porn is tedious and awful and it has got worse - and worrying.

Erotica - call it what you will - is something else. Take your pick from the genre that floats you boat.
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack
<snip>Mainstream porn is tedious and awful and it has got worse - and worrying.<snip>
Sounds like you've studied it for a long time to be able to trend it.
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
so does my four year old so you can't hold that against porn
That's possibly true, but you do see my point? Or maybe nobody can see my point?
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

I was only asking.
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Default Re: Which BE members would you like to wash and wax your car?

Originally Posted by Burbage
I was only asking.
I know. It can be very hard sometimes.
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