Sorchar

Aw, it's oor Maigrit. Hullo hen, guid tae see ye back. Ah think ye need tae let the lassies surprise him. The sicht o aw they bonny strappin lassies as they aw set aboot him wid mak him think he's deid an gone tae heaven. Ahm nippin off tae mak a bit o toast as ah hivne goat onythin else that ah kin make quick an ah'm still here watin fur ma chicken korma that's no comin

Margaret2

Ave decided, i might have to leave with hubby, and I must confess am a bit in love with Bix, do you think he'll have me

Wendy

why wouldn't he

herrchook

Eeek, those cat types get fleas and all sorts Margaret - and have you seen how they clean their arses :scared:

ub40fan

Yes but just imagine how easy it would be to do your shopping, bet there wouldn't be any queues!!!!

Sorchar

Bixie Boy ? You at the kiddin ? Bixie refuses nowt but blows, an dinnae tak that the wrang way. OOr Bixie's been roon the block an some. Ah heard telt he's no wan fur lookin at the fireplace when he's pokin the fire, so he'll be richt chuffed when he sees yer no a minger like some o thae skanks he's hud up a wally close. Bluudy dug has jist goan an stole ma toast ! It's no as if she's stervin an she disnae see ma nose in hur dish either. Aye, go an hiv a wee bit fun wi Bixie. But dinnae ye get him aw puffed oot mind.

Margaret2

ffs, even am havin trouble understawnin that

ub40fan

I got it, that dog is a bit cheeky

And Bix isn't usually fussy apparently so he will be very pleased to have some attention from someone as nice as you.

That about cover it?

Sorchar

That's it put in a lady like fashion

tiredwithtwins

any chance of the bits typed in scottish to have subtitles?

please?

sue

Sorchar

Hello Sue, where have you been hiding ? Hope all is good with you !

herrchook

What did you make of the Scottish banter thread? Does the Scottish stuff really not make any sense? Just curious, we all grew up with it, just like any dialect I suppose.

tiredwithtwins

wish i knew how to dress my whip lady in a kilt!!!

im with you all......we must defeat the anti-be men of the world!!!


hiya sorchar....

tiredwithtwins

I havent read it....knew it would defeat me before i even started!! but, i love to read stuff thats written in a dialect!
the yorkshire dialect is brill.......and second to that is scottish - its almost as unfathomable as yorkshire

Wendy

I've just tried to type in Yorkshire and I can't do it


I've only lived here all my life