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Old Jul 24th 2009, 12:04 am
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Waxing, plucking, trimming, general maintenance - why aren't more guys into it? Why should women be waxed to within an inch of their lives and yet men wander around with gorilla backs?

Do we prefer men to be well groomed or au natural?
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Originally Posted by Peepster
Waxing, plucking, trimming, general maintenance - why aren't more guys into it? Why should women be waxed to within an inch of their lives and yet men wander around with gorilla backs?

Do we prefer men to be well groomed or au natural?
I don't think most men would find the idea of a back, sack and crack appealing.
Possibly Dean though.
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My old boss was a hairy git. You could see the hair on his back through is work shirt and it was poking out of his collar, great tufts of it sprouting out his ears. The office girls used to call him 'gorilla biscuits'.

I have to get my hair cut every second week but I draw the line at moisturisers and eye creams and manicures.
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I don't think most men would find the idea of a back, sack and crack appealing.
Well its not about them is it?! I mean a bikini wax is not a pleasurable experience while you are getting it done!
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Originally Posted by pompeyblonde
Well its not about them is it?! I mean a bikini wax is not a pleasurable experience while you are getting it done!
Why do it then? You could just trim the "spider's legs" with a pair of scissors.
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Honest to god, Mr P virtually has a mohawk growing out of his arse crack when he bends over but refuses to deal with the situation.
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Originally Posted by kporte
Why do it then? You could just trim the "spider's legs" with a pair of scissors.
With Mr P it would be more into the realm of topiary...
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Originally Posted by pompeyblonde
Well its not about them is it?! I mean a bikini wax is not a pleasurable experience while you are getting it done!
What possesses a woman to sit spread-eagled whilst a stranger applies wax to their muff and tears the hair out???????

Is there some kind of Freudian thing?
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Honest to god, Mr P virtually has a mohawk growing out of his arse crack when he bends over but refuses to deal with the situation.
Perhaps you should offer to braid it for him. Some ribbons or beads maybe even some highlights here and there?
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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble
What possesses a woman to sit spread-eagled whilst a stranger applies wax to their muff and tears the hair out???????

Is there some kind of Freudian thing?
We are not spread eagled....one leg is straight whilst the other is bent
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Perhaps you should offer to braid it for him. Some ribbons or beads maybe even some highlights here and there?
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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble
What possesses a woman to sit spread-eagled whilst a stranger applies wax to their muff and tears the hair out???????

Is there some kind of Freudian thing?
It does seem a bit bizarre. Can't imagine many blokes lining up for a scrotum waxing......
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Originally Posted by kporte
Possibly Dean though.
I can't imagine that Dean has one single hair that doesn't grow in the appropriate place
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Originally Posted by Peepster
Waxing, plucking, trimming, general maintenance - why aren't more guys into it?
Because it's effeminate. A lot of Aussies like the old waxed look though but Aussie guys are more buffed and spend more time in the gym than brits. they're also more vain the the Aussie women.

Why should women be waxed to within an inch of their lives and yet men wander around with gorilla backs?
Because that's what women do.

Do we prefer men to be well groomed or au natural?
You tell me. Most women that i've been with say they prefer a man to look like a man and not a woman. Men have hair, boys and girls/women do not.

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Originally Posted by kporte
I don't think most men would find the idea of a back, sack and crack appealing.
Possibly Dean though.
Not a hope in hell is some beauty therapist putting a strip of wax near my bollocks!

Lucily I don't have a hairy back.
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