Timber Floor Au

Ok im 42, and i dont think of myself as old, in fact i see everything as if i was a 17 yr old still.. albeit im in an x-factor(sorry x-files) body costume. !

Problems, are, in the interim period of 17-42 i reckon the males penis has shifted position, to somewhere up by the nipple. !

I will explain, my kids bought me some boardies...

Now the seam of the crotch is somewhere towards my knee cap ( they fit great bgy the way ) lol...

and yet when i unzip my fly, im no where near my DOODAH ! in fact, to piddle in said fashionble position, I would need to thread the thing upwards, and then do a dbl fold, and piddle with arse pointing backwards, knees slightly bent, and hold head back in fear of over spray !!

whats the bloody go !!!

Surely it cant be me lol.... no way !!!

Fashion designers need to install a quick detach para pocket, for us old farts who dont wanna play pocket origami when we need to have a slash !!

Ste ( is it just me lol ? )

sasbear

Erm - it appears so (tiptoes out of the quiet room......)

Racht70

Nothing to offer you Lol just laffin' at your thread/s you're crackers.

Dorothy

My old man's is proportioned so he can simply unzip and go. Even when the fly is down near his knees.

annkc

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Wheeler-Jones

Sounds like you finally have some idea of all the crap us women have to go through. Try busting for a pee in the winter and you are wearing tights and a skirt - tights go down, skirt goes up around neck.....handbag is strangling you from behind and your coat is nearly in the loo.

Maybe you should ask your kids - you might be doing it wrong!!

worzel

That's where you are going wrong. It is the waist band that is supposed to be at knee level to be fashionable (with 12 inches of boxers showing) not the crotch

Icarus

i think as Worzel said its a waistband problem , thing is if you have a bit of a belly they just don't sit right ....

so you can't just hang out & lean back with you hands behind your head & ... go ?

Timber Floor Au

So im a GUT SLUT !!!


Im doin what wheeler suggested... gonna get me a SKIRT !

Icarus

borrow Soapys

Timber Floor Au

He threw out his bay city roller mini skirts, and just has leather ones now... he says they chaffe, but thats the appeal !