Management lesson
Oct 5th 2006, 1:51 am
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Management lesson
Business case
John wanted to have $ex with a girl in his Office.....but she belonged to
someone else...
One day John got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give
you a $100 if you let me have you....but the girl said NO. John said I'll
be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be
finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said
that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said
"The bastard used coins"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it
and getting screwed
John wanted to have $ex with a girl in his Office.....but she belonged to
someone else...
One day John got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give
you a $100 if you let me have you....but the girl said NO. John said I'll
be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be
finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said
that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said
"The bastard used coins"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it
and getting screwed
