how to buy flowers and leave the shop and still look macho........bloody valentines.

easy pick up the phone and have them delivered

I think its sooooo sweet seeing guys buying flowers so go on hold ya head up high and spread a little looove

So you want to be macho while buying flowers?

Any guy who is seen carrying flowers will be viewed as a "nice" guy by women. Consequently, he'll be seen as having feelings by other men. This will inevietably make him look like a weenie in the eyes of other males. Macho men don't have feelings, just fast cars and an unsatiable taste for danger. To walk out carrying a bunch of flowers in public is bad form. Therefore you need to balance out the weenie factor by incorporating more manly items on your person. That is why I advice you to carry the flowers in your left hand with a bunch of fire-crackers concealed in the Bouquet. You want to be smoking a cigarette at all times to increase the likely hood of lighting a fire-cracker and setting it off. This will make you seem like the alpha of alpha males. Not only will you look like a man of action, you will also look very cunning by concealing them in a most unobvious fortresses of solidute. I mean, the LAST place I would check for fire-crackers is in a bouquet of flowers.

you walk out of a shop with flowers and every women who looks at you will think "luck cow, why dont my bloke do that", blokes think "wuss".

blokes who havnt done that will get hell of their girls for not doing what you have done.

you get laid that night, they dont.

which would you prefer?

I don't get it. Women like flowers. I don't think it really goes together, giving someone flowers to show you care. To me it's just like going, "Here, I got you these. Now watch the DIE. Because I like you". I would rather give someone flowers if I wanted to threaten them. I'd hand it over and be like, "You're NEXT!!"

We like them because it makes our home look pretty and it destracts our eyes from all the bits of crap and tiny bits of paper with numbers on them that all you blokes leave everywhere.

And bet you don't get laid too often either!

best thing to do if the assistant looks half decent , is buy two lots & as you leave hand some to her .

mind not to trip on the door step on the way out tho

You old smoothie you!

old

oh yeah

Don't worry, you are probably younger than me!

if so , only just sally

I Love a man who buys me flowers...

Had any today S40?

no......................
you???