Lunatic Encounters... please share.
#1
Lunatic Encounters... please share.
I was flashed by a man in a coat outside my primary school in England. Then, came to Australia and got tickled, as a teenager, by some scary lunatic walking past on the pavement. Have had two separate peeping Toms (that I know of) and have since been on the wrong side of at least two separate angry tirades from unprovoked strangers with tourettes.
Care to share your loony experiences?
Care to share your loony experiences?
#2
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Joined: Nov 2005
Location: Yorkshire - Queensland - NSW
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Re: Lunatic Encounters... please share.
I was once stood waiting for the bus in the uk and this man just kicked me up the arse
They always seem to find me where ever i am in the world
#3
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I was sitting at a bus stop once and I was aware of a guy sitting there too, about 2 metres away from me. After about 5 mins of sitting there waiting I looked over and he had his knob out and stroking away at it.
#5
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I've experienced a bit of that from boyfriends in the past. The first time though was sitting on a train at Gare du Nord , aged 13, about to bite into a big saucisson baguette my french pen friend's mum had made me when I saw an old chap pretending to read le Figaro in a carriage opposite but instead was furiously working on his own column.
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#6
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Re: Lunatic Encounters... please share.
As an aside, you don't seem to have much luck with public transport . . . you're either being sat on or ejaculated on . . .
#7
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This morning on the bus. She got on started singing "hurry, hurry, hurry, quick, quick, quick". Then said that we should all marry rich people and then divorce them for the money. Then said to random guy "you must be arabic cos you've got a big arse". Then told my neighbour that he should marry me as "I am pretty".
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This morning on the bus. She got on started singing "hurry, hurry, hurry, quick, quick, quick". Then said that we should all marry rich people and then divorce them for the money. Then said to random guy "you must be arabic cos you've got a big arse". Then told my neighbour that he should marry me as "I am pretty".
#9
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I went clubbing in London with an ex some years ago and a guy, clearly off his t*ts, told my ex, 'you're dead lucky mate, yer bird looks like Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. My ex then tried to buy some of whatever this chap was on in the hope of developing the same 'drug goggles'.
#10
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Maybe there's a direct relationship between public transport and nutters. I once had a long chat (well, I just smiled and nodded so she wouldn't decapitate me) with a lady who screamed abuse at every asian person walking past saying they were all drug dealers destroying the lives of sweet innocent Aussie kids. She had a lighter in the shape of a gun (big silver thing) and she kept pulling the trigger and pointing it at the passing people. Eventually the cops showed up and she introduced me as her dearest friend...
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Thanks!
I went clubbing in London with an ex some years ago and a guy, clearly off his t*ts, told my ex, 'you're dead lucky mate, yer bird looks like Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. My ex then tried to buy some of whatever this chap was on in the hope of developing the same 'drug goggles'.
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This was a friends encounter.He was in an apartment in NY and the aircon broke down.He got hold of the the janitor who asked him to follow into the lift and up to his apartment.Whilst in there he noticed a picture frame that was in the shape of a tree with lots of little frames hanging off the branches.I guess it was for a family tree.
On closer inspection of the photos he discovered that the guy had cut up a porn mag and put penises on one side of the tree and vagina's on the other.
With a wrench in hand he say's"ok lets go fix your aircon"They get back into the lift and the janitor who was wearing camouflage gear looks at him and say's"I've seen a lot of death"... Silence.
My mate moved out pretty damn quick.
On closer inspection of the photos he discovered that the guy had cut up a porn mag and put penises on one side of the tree and vagina's on the other.
With a wrench in hand he say's"ok lets go fix your aircon"They get back into the lift and the janitor who was wearing camouflage gear looks at him and say's"I've seen a lot of death"... Silence.
My mate moved out pretty damn quick.