The loveliest phrase in the English language?
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The loveliest phrase in the English language?
The loveliest phrase in the English language?
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Qantas and welcome to a chilly Heathrow Airport where the time is 5.05 am."
The ground crew smiled and said good morning, the Immigration lady smiled and said good morning, the Customs guy smiled and said good morning.......my mate smiled and said "Good morning and welcome home, first stop Sainsburys, second stop M&S?"
I don't care what anyone says, after nearly five years, this is still HOME!
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Qantas and welcome to a chilly Heathrow Airport where the time is 5.05 am."
The ground crew smiled and said good morning, the Immigration lady smiled and said good morning, the Customs guy smiled and said good morning.......my mate smiled and said "Good morning and welcome home, first stop Sainsburys, second stop M&S?"
I don't care what anyone says, after nearly five years, this is still HOME!
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Re: The loveliest phrase in the English language?
The loveliest phrase in the English language?
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Qantas and welcome to a chilly Heathrow Airport where the time is 5.05 am."
The ground crew smiled and said good morning, the Immigration lady smiled and said good morning, the Customs guy smiled and said good morning.......my mate smiled and said "Good morning and welcome home, first stop Sainsburys, second stop M&S?"
I don't care what anyone says, after nearly five years, this is still HOME!
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Qantas and welcome to a chilly Heathrow Airport where the time is 5.05 am."
The ground crew smiled and said good morning, the Immigration lady smiled and said good morning, the Customs guy smiled and said good morning.......my mate smiled and said "Good morning and welcome home, first stop Sainsburys, second stop M&S?"
I don't care what anyone says, after nearly five years, this is still HOME!
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Re: The loveliest phrase in the English language?
Aww glad you made it back home safe and sound - not words I personally want to be hearing for a long while lol.
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The loveliest phrase in the English language?
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Qantas and welcome to a chilly Heathrow Airport where the time is 5.05 am."
The ground crew smiled and said good morning, the Immigration lady smiled and said good morning, the Customs guy smiled and said good morning.......my mate smiled and said "Good morning and welcome home, first stop Sainsburys, second stop M&S?"
I don't care what anyone says, after nearly five years, this is still HOME!
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Qantas and welcome to a chilly Heathrow Airport where the time is 5.05 am."
The ground crew smiled and said good morning, the Immigration lady smiled and said good morning, the Customs guy smiled and said good morning.......my mate smiled and said "Good morning and welcome home, first stop Sainsburys, second stop M&S?"
I don't care what anyone says, after nearly five years, this is still HOME!
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
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Re: The loveliest phrase in the English language?
The loveliest phrase in the English language?
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Qantas and welcome to a chilly Heathrow Airport where the time is 5.05 am."
The ground crew smiled and said good morning, the Immigration lady smiled and said good morning, the Customs guy smiled and said good morning.......my mate smiled and said "Good morning and welcome home, first stop Sainsburys, second stop M&S?"
I don't care what anyone says, after nearly five years, this is still HOME!
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Qantas and welcome to a chilly Heathrow Airport where the time is 5.05 am."
The ground crew smiled and said good morning, the Immigration lady smiled and said good morning, the Customs guy smiled and said good morning.......my mate smiled and said "Good morning and welcome home, first stop Sainsburys, second stop M&S?"
I don't care what anyone says, after nearly five years, this is still HOME!
sunnier here than in Sydney at the moment even if it is chilly
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Re: The loveliest phrase in the English language?
There should be a big sign at heathrow saying "welcome, it doesnt get any better from here on in"
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We flew from Teesside to Heathrow to Darwin last year and we spent longer just stood at the baggage carousel in Heathrow than it took to get off the plane, through customs and immigration, get a taxi and open my front door in Darwin.
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Re: The loveliest phrase in the English language?
Well don't get me started on UK airports, or I might get into another rant about Teesside (aka Durham and Tees Valley) airport.
We flew from Teesside to Heathrow to Darwin last year and we spent longer just stood at the baggage carousel in Heathrow than it took to get off the plane, through customs and immigration, get a taxi and open my front door in Darwin.
We flew from Teesside to Heathrow to Darwin last year and we spent longer just stood at the baggage carousel in Heathrow than it took to get off the plane, through customs and immigration, get a taxi and open my front door in Darwin.
Funnily enough, I found manchester a breeze picking the wife up a couple years ago and shes an ozzie and told me how the customs/immi were telling her (as a visitor coming to spend time with hubby) how she should apply for some child benefits since I was a pommie !
She felt quite welcomed
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Ive just flown from brissy to newcastle nsw and must say that each was easy peasy.
Funnily enough, I found manchester a breeze picking the wife up a couple years ago and shes an ozzie and told me how the customs/immi were telling her (as a visitor coming to spend time with hubby) how she should apply for some child benefits since I was a pommie !
She felt quite welcomed
Funnily enough, I found manchester a breeze picking the wife up a couple years ago and shes an ozzie and told me how the customs/immi were telling her (as a visitor coming to spend time with hubby) how she should apply for some child benefits since I was a pommie !
She felt quite welcomed
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Ooh I didn't know you were back in UK! Hope you have a fab time, sure you will.
I hate Heathrow though
I hate Heathrow though
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Welcome back to the UK Pol......hope you bring some warmer weather with you....certainly the sun has made its way here, managed to get washing dried for past 3 days outside.....how sad am I....
Enjoy your stay
Ems x
Enjoy your stay
Ems x