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Old Jul 30th 2015 | 9:26 pm
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Originally Posted by kimilseung
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Old Jul 30th 2015 | 9:54 pm
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OP is too shy to say, but here is what happened. OP's partner posted an ulta sound of baby on Facebook and a witch cursed it via Facebook. It happens all the time.

 
Old Jul 30th 2015 | 10:01 pm
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Originally Posted by GUDLUK
Hi Everyone, Plz don't judge me weather you can help or not.
Can I at least judge you're speeling and gramma ?

Originally Posted by GUDLUK
Actually I am looking for someone who can break magic spell. I need expert in this field, if you can help me find one in or around Perth, WA.

I will be thankful to you. Religious background of healer does not matter but must be genuine expert.
A genuine expert huh?

 
Old Jul 31st 2015 | 6:04 am
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Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
I've seen ad for this in a local paper around here.... But that's Melbourne so no good to you.

I think you may need the African community..... Seek out some Sudanese or Somalians.
Try Calais
 
Old Jul 31st 2015 | 6:14 am
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Originally Posted by kimilseung
OP is too shy to say, but here is what happened. OP's partner posted an ulta sound of baby on Facebook and a witch cursed it via Facebook. It happens all the time.


Originally Posted by GarryP


A genuine expert huh?

 
Old Sep 2nd 2015 | 10:01 pm
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Originally Posted by GUDLUK
Hi Everyone, Plz don't judge me weather you can help or not. I will really appreciate positive contribution to this question.

Actually I am looking for someone who can break magic spell. I need expert in this field, if you can help me find one in or around Perth, WA.

I will be thankful to you. Religious background of healer does not matter but must be genuine expert.

Thanks everyone.
Dunno. Perhaps my enchanted crow can help?

 
Old Sep 3rd 2015 | 12:13 am
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Originally Posted by paulry
Dunno. Perhaps my enchanted crow can help?

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Old Sep 3rd 2015 | 1:32 pm
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Bloody irreverent bunch

My Mum's a bit 'witchy'. We just call her eccentric She's a lovely old stick (83) who talks to birds and dogs, and they answer her (that's her story, anyway).

She's always been fiercely protective of her 'chickens' (her children). Years ago, I had a horrible boss who used to flit off and spend the day with her lover, leaving me (a new graduate) to run things. When I finally worked up the courage to front her about it, she sacked me.

My Mum was so angry about it, that she made a 'tussy mussy' - a bowl of various herbs and grasses - and wished misery on my ex-boss (yes, yes, I know!)

Two weeks later, my healthy 48 year old boss was dead, after simple day surgery went badly wrong.

Now you and I know that this is a coincidence. But Mum was horrified, and vowed to us all that she would 'never use her powers for evil again'. Crazy old chook

ps - she's always said that one of her female children would 'inherit her powers', but it would take decades for it to become clear to her who this would be. At a family morning tea a few weeks ago, she announced out of the blue that the lucky recipient was......me Now I've got my brother making cracks about buying me a cauldron.
 
Old Sep 3rd 2015 | 1:55 pm
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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
My Mum was so angry about it, that she made a 'tussy mussy' - a bowl of various herbs and grasses - and wished misery on my ex-boss (yes, yes, I know!)

Two weeks later, my healthy 48 year old boss was dead, after simple day surgery went badly wrong.

Now you and I know that this is a coincidence.
I told you walking was bad for you and that if she continued to walk places she would die. The fact she were walking along the cliff edge has nothing to do with it...

Why is it such individuals, having discovered the correlation of cause and effect, don't then immediately curse Tony Abbott to death. In fact, if it worked, why didn't Tony Abbott keel over after 10 seconds in the job? Being an antisocial dick in public should have a lifetime measured in nanoseconds if that were the case - and evidently it's actually a positive long term career choice.
 
Old Sep 3rd 2015 | 2:38 pm
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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
Bloody irreverent bunch

My Mum's a bit 'witchy'. We just call her eccentric She's a lovely old stick (83) who talks to birds and dogs, and they answer her (that's her story, anyway).

She's always been fiercely protective of her 'chickens' (her children). Years ago, I had a horrible boss who used to flit off and spend the day with her lover, leaving me (a new graduate) to run things. When I finally worked up the courage to front her about it, she sacked me.

My Mum was so angry about it, that she made a 'tussy mussy' - a bowl of various herbs and grasses - and wished misery on my ex-boss (yes, yes, I know!)

Two weeks later, my healthy 48 year old boss was dead, after simple day surgery went badly wrong.

Now you and I know that this is a coincidence. But Mum was horrified, and vowed to us all that she would 'never use her powers for evil again'. Crazy old chook

ps - she's always said that one of her female children would 'inherit her powers', but it would take decades for it to become clear to her who this would be. At a family morning tea a few weeks ago, she announced out of the blue that the lucky recipient was......me Now I've got my brother making cracks about buying me a cauldron.
Who's being irreverent? I have me wand and cauldron at the ready but the OP has never come back with more clarification of what he is after......
 
Old Sep 3rd 2015 | 2:49 pm
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Originally Posted by GarryP
I told you walking was bad for you and that if she continued to walk places she would die. The fact she were walking along the cliff edge has nothing to do with it...

Why is it such individuals, having discovered the correlation of cause and effect, don't then immediately curse Tony Abbott to death. In fact, if it worked, why didn't Tony Abbott keel over after 10 seconds in the job? Being an antisocial dick in public should have a lifetime measured in nanoseconds if that were the case - and evidently it's actually a positive long term career choice.
Mum doesn't trouble herself with such irrelevancies
 
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Who's being irreverent? I have me wand and cauldron at the ready but the OP has never come back with more clarification of what he is after......
Hey Polly, I was thinking we could maybe form a partnership. Spells R Us, or something like that?
 
Old Sep 3rd 2015 | 3:27 pm
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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
Hey Polly, I was thinking we could maybe form a partnership. Spells R Us, or something like that?
Excellent business idea, I'm all for it, branches in two countries as well, a truly international venture!
 
Old Sep 3rd 2015 | 3:54 pm
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Excellent business idea, I'm all for it, branches in two countries as well, a truly international venture!
 
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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
Bloody irreverent bunch

My Mum's a bit 'witchy'. We just call her eccentric She's a lovely old stick (83) who talks to birds and dogs, and they answer her (that's her story, anyway).

She's always been fiercely protective of her 'chickens' (her children). Years ago, I had a horrible boss who used to flit off and spend the day with her lover, leaving me (a new graduate) to run things. When I finally worked up the courage to front her about it, she sacked me.

My Mum was so angry about it, that she made a 'tussy mussy' - a bowl of various herbs and grasses - and wished misery on my ex-boss (yes, yes, I know!)

Two weeks later, my healthy 48 year old boss was dead, after simple day surgery went badly wrong.

Now you and I know that this is a coincidence. But Mum was horrified, and vowed to us all that she would 'never use her powers for evil again'. Crazy old chook

ps - she's always said that one of her female children would 'inherit her powers', but it would take decades for it to become clear to her who this would be. At a family morning tea a few weeks ago, she announced out of the blue that the lucky recipient was......me Now I've got my brother making cracks about buying me a cauldron.
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