looking for aussie wife...
Apr 2nd 2007, 8:56 am
#16
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
I bet DIMA, DIC or whatever it is now called would be interested to read you stat-decs. Biggest lot of fiction since "The DaVinci Code".
Apr 2nd 2007, 8:59 am
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
Mate, why dont you come over on holiday or on a working visa and have a sniff around the bars and clubs, look for a fat ugly bird that would normally get no attention, surely you would turn something up. Tell her what she wants to hear until you get your visa then adios fat sheila
Apr 2nd 2007, 9:44 am
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over..
i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,????
i figured the "get married" one out already.
it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real-----
Apr 2nd 2007, 9:53 am
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in???
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over..
i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,????
i figured the "get married" one out already.
it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real-----
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over..
i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,????
i figured the "get married" one out already.
it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real-----
Apr 2nd 2007, 9:56 am
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Apr 2nd 2007, 10:02 am
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in???
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over..
i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,????
i figured the "get married" one out already.
it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real-----
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over..
i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,????
i figured the "get married" one out already.
it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real-----
listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in??? Um, because Australia is particular about checking background of potential migrants.
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over..
Yes, they are desperate for people who will be useful to the country, like skilled workers and young people who will populate the country with young Aussies.
i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,????
Do you know Paris well enough to be offering this?
i figured the "get married" one out already.
If you have it all figured out, then why are you asking us how to go about it?
it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real--
This just plain makes no sense at all.
Apr 2nd 2007, 11:27 am
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
[QUOTE=jonnythekid;4591589]listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in???
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It is made hard because the minority who talk about trying do it illegally, and yes, what you want to do is illegal, cause regulations to be tightened for the honest majority. Immigration has picked up on that scam years ago, so they are pretty clued up on tricks like that. You have to fill in the stat-decs as well as friends and relatives that can vouch that it is an on-going relationship, and by signing those documents, they then become legally binding.
QUOTE]
It is made hard because the minority who talk about trying do it illegally, and yes, what you want to do is illegal, cause regulations to be tightened for the honest majority. Immigration has picked up on that scam years ago, so they are pretty clued up on tricks like that. You have to fill in the stat-decs as well as friends and relatives that can vouch that it is an on-going relationship, and by signing those documents, they then become legally binding.
Apr 2nd 2007, 11:56 am
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
Obviously once its born and you've got citizenship you need to work out your exit strategy from that particular mess. Say your going for some fags and just don't come back.
Then you are good to go, buy yourself a ute, strap the staffie in the back, and off you go. Make sure you sign up for centrelink and medicare after you ditch the family or they might trace you
Too easy mate.
JTL
Apr 2nd 2007, 12:21 pm
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
Ok, let's see if we can make some sense of this...
listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in??? Um, because Australia is particular about checking background of potential migrants.
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over..
Yes, they are desperate for people who will be useful to the country, like skilled workers and young people who will populate the country with young Aussies.
i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,????
Do you know Paris well enough to be offering this?
i figured the "get married" one out already.
If you have it all figured out, then why are you asking us how to go about it?
it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real--
This just plain makes no sense at all.
listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in??? Um, because Australia is particular about checking background of potential migrants.
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over..
Yes, they are desperate for people who will be useful to the country, like skilled workers and young people who will populate the country with young Aussies.
i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,????
Do you know Paris well enough to be offering this?
i figured the "get married" one out already.
If you have it all figured out, then why are you asking us how to go about it?
it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real--
This just plain makes no sense at all.
yes, i want to move to oz, to get a aussie wife and have kids.i've thought about it for 10 yrs actually
yes i've brought up other peoples kids (12 yrs)so why can't i have me own with an aussie lady??
i'm not a lazy tyke, and i've had some pretty exellant jobs here, but the economys shite now, and i'm not married with no kids..
i moved to a foreign country, learnt french in 2 yrs, and was off..
i was looking at dismay at the bumpf they are asking to get in, thats all; because if you can survive here in france for 20 yrs, you can ANYWHERE..
Apr 2nd 2007, 12:48 pm
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