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Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by jonnythekid
(Post 4591085)
hi there;
after reading through the forum, i reckon the only way i will be able to get to oz is by getting hitched.. now i'm serious. anyone have any website links,or can put me on the right track??? my email.. I bet DIMA, DIC or whatever it is now called would be interested to read you stat-decs. Biggest lot of fiction since "The DaVinci Code".:rofl: :rofl: |
Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by Fat Bloke
(Post 4591218)
Mate, why dont you come over on holiday or on a working visa and have a sniff around the bars and clubs, look for a fat ugly bird that would normally get no attention, surely you would turn something up. Tell her what she wants to hear until you get your visa then adios fat sheila
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by Geelong Gent
(Post 4591426)
Your so romantic :D
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by Buzzy--Bee
(Post 4591409)
And end up going home with a Kiwi!
:beer: Buzzy |
Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by moneypen20
(Post 4591466)
Oh dear - was that a bit close to home ;) :rofl:
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by The Bloke
(Post 4591420)
I bet DIMA, DIC or whatever it is now called would be interested to read you stat-decs. Biggest lot of fiction since "The DaVinci Code".:rofl: :rofl:
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over.. i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,???? i figured the "get married" one out already. it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real----- |
Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by Geelong Gent
(Post 4591527)
Worked for me:D
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by jonnythekid
(Post 4591589)
listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in???
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over.. i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,???? i figured the "get married" one out already. it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real----- |
Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by moneypen20
(Post 4591629)
Is it just me that has no idea what the above is all about :confused: :blink:
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by jonnythekid
(Post 4591589)
listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in???
i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over.. i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,???? i figured the "get married" one out already. it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real----- listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in??? Um, because Australia is particular about checking background of potential migrants. i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over.. Yes, they are desperate for people who will be useful to the country, like skilled workers and young people who will populate the country with young Aussies. i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,???? Do you know Paris well enough to be offering this? i figured the "get married" one out already. If you have it all figured out, then why are you asking us how to go about it? it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real-- This just plain makes no sense at all. |
Re: looking for aussie wife...
[QUOTE=jonnythekid;4591589]listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in???
QUOTE] It is made hard because the minority who talk about trying do it illegally, and yes, what you want to do is illegal, cause regulations to be tightened for the honest majority. Immigration has picked up on that scam years ago, so they are pretty clued up on tricks like that. You have to fill in the stat-decs as well as friends and relatives that can vouch that it is an on-going relationship, and by signing those documents, they then become legally binding. |
Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by jonnythekid
(Post 4591085)
hi there;
after reading through the forum, i reckon the only way i will be able to get to oz is by getting hitched.. now i'm serious. anyone have any website links,or can put me on the right track??? my email.. Obviously once its born and you've got citizenship you need to work out your exit strategy from that particular mess. Say your going for some fags and just don't come back. Then you are good to go, buy yourself a ute, strap the staffie in the back, and off you go. Make sure you sign up for centrelink and medicare after you ditch the family or they might trace you ;) Too easy mate. JTL |
Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by Dorothy
(Post 4591663)
Ok, let's see if we can make some sense of this...
listen, i dont know about that, but why is it so hard to get in??? Um, because Australia is particular about checking background of potential migrants. i've a mate in perth, and she says they desparatly need people to come over.. Yes, they are desperate for people who will be useful to the country, like skilled workers and young people who will populate the country with young Aussies. i dunno, do you fancy a swap with paris,,,,,,,,,,,,???? Do you know Paris well enough to be offering this? i figured the "get married" one out already. If you have it all figured out, then why are you asking us how to go about it? it was a bit cheeky aswell, but you preach the false to know the real-- This just plain makes no sense at all. yes, i want to move to oz, to get a aussie wife and have kids.i've thought about it for 10 yrs actually yes i've brought up other peoples kids (12 yrs)so why can't i have me own with an aussie lady?? i'm not a lazy tyke, and i've had some pretty exellant jobs here, but the economys shite now, and i'm not married with no kids.. i moved to a foreign country, learnt french in 2 yrs, and was off.. i was looking at dismay at the bumpf they are asking to get in, thats all; because if you can survive here in france for 20 yrs, you can ANYWHERE.. |
Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by jonnythekid
(Post 4592067)
i was looking at dismay at the bumpf they are asking to get in, thats all; because if you can survive here in france for 20 yrs, you can ANYWHERE..
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Re: looking for aussie wife...
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 4592167)
Even Australia? Wait till you've tried it mate :eek:
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