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cheeky_ monkey Apr 1st 2007 6:40 pm

looking for aussie wife...
 
hi there;
after reading through the forum, i reckon the only way i will be able to get to oz is by getting hitched..
now i'm serious.
anyone have any website links,or can put me on the right track???
my email..

iPom Apr 1st 2007 6:49 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 
Go to Earl's Court in London.

Job done.

Amazulu Apr 1st 2007 6:53 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by iPom (Post 4591092)
Go to Earl's Court in London.

Job done.

Earls Court if he wants to meet a Middle Eastern or Eastern European girl. 'Little Sydney' is now Shepherds Bush, Acton, Hammersmith etc.

iPom Apr 1st 2007 6:54 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 
I'm out of touch and it's only been a year. :lol:

gedge Apr 1st 2007 6:56 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by jonnythekid (Post 4591085)
hi there;
after reading through the forum, i reckon the only way i will be able to get to oz is by getting hitched..
now i'm serious.
anyone have any website links,or can put me on the right track???
my email..

i hope that email address is as much a sham as your intentions seem to be

Tiggs+Graz Apr 1st 2007 6:59 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by jonnythekid (Post 4591085)
hi there;
after reading through the forum, i reckon the only way i will be able to get to oz is by getting hitched..
now i'm serious.
anyone have any website links,or can put me on the right track???
my email..

and what would be in it for her?!!!! :lol:

iPom Apr 1st 2007 7:41 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 4591108)
and what would be in it for her?!!!! :lol:

Stimulating, intellectual conversation? http://photobucket.com/albums/v169/A...lookaround.gif

Fat Bloke Apr 1st 2007 7:48 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by jonnythekid (Post 4591085)
hi there;
after reading through the forum, i reckon the only way i will be able to get to oz is by getting hitched..
now i'm serious.
anyone have any website links,or can put me on the right track???
my email..

Mate, why dont you come over on holiday or on a working visa and have a sniff around the bars and clubs, look for a fat ugly bird that would normally get no attention, surely you would turn something up. Tell her what she wants to hear until you get your visa then adios fat sheila

Tiggs+Graz Apr 1st 2007 7:56 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by Fat Bloke (Post 4591218)
Mate, why dont you come over on holiday or on a working visa and have a sniff around the bars and clubs, look for a fat ugly bird that would normally get no attention, surely you would turn something up. Tell her what she wants to hear until you get your visa then adios fat sheila

would it be worth it tho? having to spend the next 2/3 years .... er .... "with" .... a fat ugly bird?
just how much do you want that visa?!

wintersgills Apr 1st 2007 8:01 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 4591234)
would it be worth it tho? having to spend the next 2/3 years .... er .... "with" .... a fat ugly bird?
just how much do you want that visa?!

you can have mine shes hormonal at the minuite:curse:

Tiggs+Graz Apr 1st 2007 8:05 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by wintersgills (Post 4591243)
you can have mine shes hormonal at the minuite:curse:

mate we are hormonal ALL of the time :rofl:

Jacque Apr 1st 2007 8:27 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 
Hmmm.... oh dear :unsure:

Guess you could always check out other desperates at www.rsvp.com.au

Good luck finding true love!!!

Geelong Gent Apr 1st 2007 8:51 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by jonnythekid (Post 4591085)
hi there;
after reading through the forum, i reckon the only way i will be able to get to oz is by getting hitched..
now i'm serious.
anyone have any website links,or can put me on the right track???
my email..

Go to the church on Sunday

Stand near the front and keep sober:p

Buzzy--Bee Apr 1st 2007 8:53 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by Geelong Gent (Post 4591405)
Go to the church on Sunday

Stand near the front and keep sober:p

And end up going home with a Kiwi!

:beer:

Buzzy

fraser Apr 1st 2007 8:55 pm

Re: looking for aussie wife...
 

Originally Posted by jonnythekid (Post 4591085)
hi there;
after reading through the forum, i reckon the only way i will be able to get to oz is by getting hitched..
now i'm serious.
anyone have any website links,or can put me on the right track???
my email..

Mate stay in the uk and single, are you mad:sneaky:


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