Look what washed up on my local beach!

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Nov 18th 2009, 2:43 am

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Broad Shoulders

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Re: Look what washed up on my local beach!

I'm always seeing Sperm Whales on our local beach. Don't think it has anything to do with being washed up though. I put it down to loose morals and too much McDonalds

Nov 18th 2009, 2:55 am

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Re: Look what washed up on my local beach!

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders

I'm always seeing Sperm Whales on our local beach. Don't think it has anything to do with being washed up though. I put it down to loose morals and too much McDonalds

And maybe too much sperm.

It can do horrible things to you, I hear.

Nov 18th 2009, 3:45 am

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And maybe too much sperm.

It can do horrible things to you, I hear.

*Barf*

Nov 18th 2009, 4:54 am

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*Barf*

It did have that effect on one of my exes once

Nov 18th 2009, 5:41 am

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Re: Look what washed up on my local beach!

Looks a bit like my ex, but it cant be her, she wore big knickers

Nov 18th 2009, 5:42 am

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Looks a bit like my ex, but it cant be her, she wore big knickers

Nov 18th 2009, 5:47 am

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Re: Look what washed up on my local beach!

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders

I'm always seeing Sperm Whales on our local beach. Don't think it has anything to do with being washed up though. I put it down to loose morals and too much McDonalds

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

And maybe too much sperm.

So thats what they use for the sauce on the Maccas Fillet-O-Fish!

Nov 18th 2009, 5:54 am

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It did have that effect on one of my exes once

You have to be careful what you feed to a sheep?

Nov 18th 2009, 7:08 am

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You have to be careful what you feed to a sheep?

Nov 18th 2009, 7:11 am

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Re: Look what washed up on my local beach!

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Poor thing.

It probably lost its sense of porpoise.

Or its sense of orca-sion?

Nov 18th 2009, 8:33 am

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Or its sense of orca-sion?

LOL

Nov 18th 2009, 9:47 am

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Re: Look what washed up on my local beach!

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Does stroking whales do something for you ????

Poor things. Perhaps the whales economic climate isn't fairing much better

No it doesn't but most Expats seem obsessed by the effing things! You can't post a recce report without seeing one..

Nov 18th 2009, 11:54 am

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Re: Look what washed up on my local beach!

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It did have that effect on one of my exes once

Back to dry humping was it?

Nov 19th 2009, 1:55 am

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Re: Look what washed up on my local beach!

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Looks a bit like my ex, but it cant be her, she wore big knickers

Is this her?

Nov 19th 2009, 7:24 am

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Is this her?

That's not coming out of her arse, hence why he was with her

Last edited by Broad Shoulders; Nov 19th 2009 at 7:32 am.

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