.....there's a lion about.

There's usually two so what happened to the other one?

Probably down the Real Estate place, looking for a new park to roam in

Hello stranger How you been?

His ears must have been burning If you think you had a scream last weekend, wait till you encounter the Lions, always a good night

Aye

The rumble in the jungle could soon be distant drums.
Time for a new zebra crossing.

Good evening madam.

To be honest life has been pretty damn shite for a while but we are trying to do something positive to change most of it.

I seem to have an affect on people I socialize with.....or perhaps that word should be "effect"

Always good for a lively evening out, arent ya

Hock nae bid yer luvae tae.

Soapy is teaching me some Scottish phrases and greetings so I hope I've got that right.






Trubble is I can't understand a ****** word he says.
He's from Scotland you know.

Neither can Pauline & so's she

Nice to see you Mr Bix

WB Bix.

Erm........ LOL

It's them Scottish, I can't understand them either.

howzitgawn bigyin