BBC Newsbeat - Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina in Germany


















£96,000 for that? Jesus! What a pile of crap!

What a pussy!

Don't you mean, what a knob!?













Right, I need to get busy! All this fannying around on here is putting me off.....

Good luck with your emigration preps, Molly. I bet you have tons still to do.

Cheers!

Yep it's all go in our house at the moment. Our belongings go on Monday. Yikes!

I can sympathise - the packers are coming tomorrow and our stuff leaves on Friday, so the house is currently in chaos. However, we're going the opposite way to you. After 8 years we've called time on this particular adventure - we've had fun, but London's calling and we have succumbed to its siren song!

Good luck!

Yeah it's a mission isn't it? I sympathise back but if you've done it once already I bet you're a bit more prepared.


The best of luck to you, London's buzzing at the moment ( I love London )
Hope your new adventure turns out to be a good one.

Thank you - now the packers are here, most of my bit is done. I just hope we don't have too much excess baggage when we check in for our flights!

We were in London at Easter and had the most fantastic time. Also, our house had just become empty and it felt like the right time to go "home".

Molly - best of luck with your adventure - I'm sure you'll have a ball.

One slip...and he'd be in....

(the old jokes are the best ones...)

doesn't have the balls to push through

Yeah they are.


What I can't understand is why couldn't he get out, if he got in?