They're a protected species here and get all sorts of things dome for them.

either that or he's eaten one of the locals who'ld been pickled

Let's just paws here for a moment

have you had enough of your paws yet?


(i prefer hooves)

I just got off the phone to my paw.
He was saying, son, I think that Woodz is a bit of an ass.
An angelic one though

Hope you didn't have a bad head this morning

That song makes a great poem but a really naff song. If I could ever just hear it and not see the two of them looking like the odd couple it would be better.

Am I alone in thinking from the thread title that he was going to show us pics of his lair

Nah, I hadn't been drinking.....does that make it worse ?

I was just having a bit of fun.
Have you noticed there are a lot of 'exclusive' threads ?
Perthies
Melbourne
Ping pongers
Spouse
etc
I thought "that's a good idea, I'll have me own".

and that is why i have hooves and you have paws!

yep i noticed that but not sure where i fit in but prob a lions lair is not the safest place for me to hang out

On the contrary, it is a very good place to "hang out".
I do all the time

please keep your personal habits to yourself

But I can recommendit.
You can get at the itch far quicker.

just be careful scratching with those large teeth of yours!

i have to make do with scratching mine on a nearby fence

How will a possom fair in a lion's lair

No better than a sassycat

I'll put on my Sunday best for a Possom