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Old Jul 6th 2009 | 7:13 am
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The photographs of burgers etc. inside every fast food chain.
 
Old Jul 6th 2009 | 7:14 am
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Old Jul 6th 2009 | 8:10 am
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Originally Posted by coolerkingcooler
Father Christmas - I was gutted when I found out!

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Me too...that's when I realised that BIG people (adults) told lies and after the Santa Claus brigade episode....religion (gods, angels etc.) at primary school fell into the same category as far as I was concerned...I was an atheist at 7 years old ! Got punished (strap) by the headmaster for not bowing my head and praying in class or assembly...father wrote a letter to same and never looked back...now a scientist of long standing !
 
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Me too...that's when I realised that BIG people (adults) told lies and after the Santa Claus brigade episode....religion (gods, angels etc.) at primary school fell into the same category as far as I was concerned...I was an atheist at 7 years old ! Got punished (strap) by the headmaster for not bowing my head and praying in class or assembly...father wrote a letter to same and never looked back...now a scientist of long standing !
Funny, the tooth fairy never made any sense to me and neither did the Easter Bunny - the Easter Vicar of Dibley was funny

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Originally Posted by MacScot
Me too...that's when I realised that BIG people (adults) told lies and after the Santa Claus brigade episode....religion (gods, angels etc.) at primary school fell into the same category as far as I was concerned...I was an atheist at 7 years old ! Got punished (strap) by the headmaster for not bowing my head and praying in class or assembly...father wrote a letter to same and never looked back...now a scientist of long standing !

I made a joke about the Holy Mary in primary school and was made to wash my mouth out with soap and, kept back a year from taking my Holy Communion. One of the nuns rapped me across the knuckles with the blunt side of a ruler for asking too many questions. Showed graphic pictures of abortions to deter us all from having one.
Ahhhh school - best days of your life!

p.s. I believe in Darwin's theories of evolution, so all in all, I'm not the God-fearing Catholic girl they tried to make me anyway so!
 
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Originally Posted by MacScot
Me too...that's when I realised that BIG people (adults) told lies and after the Santa Claus brigade episode....religion (gods, angels etc.) at primary school fell into the same category as far as I was concerned...I was an atheist at 7 years old ! Got punished (strap) by the headmaster for not bowing my head and praying in class or assembly...father wrote a letter to same and never looked back...now a scientist of long standing !
Hear hear
 
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Originally Posted by paulry


...'You sure you're not related to Frazer?
Not a chance
 
Old Jul 6th 2009 | 12:42 pm
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Originally Posted by hitchw
9. Getting lucky going home and then finding out what you have been staring at all night is actually the result of a Wonderbra.
bummer that one huh?
 
Old Jul 6th 2009 | 1:46 pm
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Originally Posted by Luma
Didn't coca-cola create the modern Father Christmas?
I think Coca-cola gave him a red suit. Before that he traditionally wore green.
 
Old Jul 6th 2009 | 2:40 pm
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Originally Posted by johnnyx0
I think Coca-cola gave him a red suit. Before that he traditionally wore green.
So was he an elf before?
 
Old Jul 6th 2009 | 2:47 pm
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Originally Posted by Luma
So was he an elf before?
The pagan 'Green Man' crossed with St Niclaus a Scandinavian saint evolved from their own Winter God.
 
Old Jul 6th 2009 | 2:55 pm
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Originally Posted by johnnyx0
I think Coca-cola gave him a red suit. Before that he traditionally wore green.
He wore red when I was a kid and that was in the days before TV and mass advertising.

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Old Jul 6th 2009 | 4:53 pm
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Originally Posted by Grayling
He wore red when I was a kid and that was in the days before TV and mass advertising.

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In 1931 Haddon Sundblom presented Santa as a plump human rather than an elf, with a jovial face and big beard in a Coca-Cola advertisement. (Coca-Cola was a client of Sundblom's advertising agency from 1924 to until his death in 1976.) Today, it is Sundblom's Santa that slips down chimneys around the world.

http://www.didyouknow.org/xmas/fatherxmas.htm

Note I was wrong about Saint Nick being Scandinavian - apparently he is Turkish
 


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