Letter all fathers dread!!!!!
Jul 19th 2006, 6:27 am
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Letter all fathers dread!!!!!
The letter every father wants to read....
A couple arrive home to their 5-bedroom house in a leafy suburb.
Upon entering the house, they call out for their eldest daughter, whose
18th birthday it was that day. The expected answer did not come, so the
father went upstairs. He knocked and entered his daughter's bedroom and saw
a letter on the bed.
With the worst possible premonition, he read with trembling hands:
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice, especially
with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it is not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with
me and that is one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends. They're the ones providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasy we could ever want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure so Ahmed gets
better. He deserves it. Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me
to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.
Apparently I can earn £50 a scene and I get a £50 bonus if there are more
than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use a horse. Don't
worry Mum, now I'm 18 years old I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
P.S. Dad, it's not true, I'm at a neighbours house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than denting the car.
Sorry about your Mercedes
A couple arrive home to their 5-bedroom house in a leafy suburb.
Upon entering the house, they call out for their eldest daughter, whose
18th birthday it was that day. The expected answer did not come, so the
father went upstairs. He knocked and entered his daughter's bedroom and saw
a letter on the bed.
With the worst possible premonition, he read with trembling hands:
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice, especially
with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it is not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with
me and that is one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends. They're the ones providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasy we could ever want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure so Ahmed gets
better. He deserves it. Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me
to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.
Apparently I can earn £50 a scene and I get a £50 bonus if there are more
than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use a horse. Don't
worry Mum, now I'm 18 years old I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
P.S. Dad, it's not true, I'm at a neighbours house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than denting the car.
Sorry about your Mercedes
Last edited by Sam; Jul 19th 2006 at 6:29 am.
Jul 19th 2006, 6:39 am
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Re: Letter all fathers dread!!!!!
Originally Posted by alan and sam
The letter every father wants to read....
A couple arrive home to their 5-bedroom house in a leafy suburb.
Upon entering the house, they call out for their eldest daughter, whose
18th birthday it was that day. The expected answer did not come, so the
father went upstairs. He knocked and entered his daughter's bedroom and saw
a letter on the bed.
With the worst possible premonition, he read with trembling hands:
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice, especially
with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it is not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with
me and that is one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends. They're the ones providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasy we could ever want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure so Ahmed gets
better. He deserves it. Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me
to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.
Apparently I can earn £50 a scene and I get a £50 bonus if there are more
than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use a horse. Don't
worry Mum, now I'm 18 years old I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
P.S. Dad, it's not true, I'm at a neighbours house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than denting the car.
Sorry about your Mercedes
A couple arrive home to their 5-bedroom house in a leafy suburb.
Upon entering the house, they call out for their eldest daughter, whose
18th birthday it was that day. The expected answer did not come, so the
father went upstairs. He knocked and entered his daughter's bedroom and saw
a letter on the bed.
With the worst possible premonition, he read with trembling hands:
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice, especially
with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it is not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with
me and that is one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends. They're the ones providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasy we could ever want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure so Ahmed gets
better. He deserves it. Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me
to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.
Apparently I can earn £50 a scene and I get a £50 bonus if there are more
than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use a horse. Don't
worry Mum, now I'm 18 years old I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
P.S. Dad, it's not true, I'm at a neighbours house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than denting the car.
Sorry about your Mercedes
P.S. Hope your feeling Better
Jul 19th 2006, 9:34 am
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Melbourne Australia
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,169
Re: Letter all fathers dread!!!!!
At least the film work would of paid for the repairs
