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Old Sep 12th 2007, 5:24 pm
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Ladies I need some creative ways of teaching the DH a lesson!!

I have spent a week texting a satellite phone I love you, miss you hope you having fun!!

only to be e mailed today by the way I'm not using the satellite phone any more lent it to the other bloke so he will have any messages you sent me

he needs to die ...............

painfully and slowly!!

suggestions please
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Old Sep 12th 2007, 5:29 pm
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Ladies I need some creative ways of teaching the DH a lesson!!

I have spent a week texting a satellite phone I love you, miss you hope you having fun!!

only to be e mailed today by the way I'm not using the satellite phone any more lent it to the other bloke so he will have any messages you sent me

he needs to die ...............

painfully and slowly!!

suggestions please
up against a wall maybe ?
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Old Sep 12th 2007, 5:32 pm
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Ladies I need some creative ways of teaching the DH a lesson!!

I have spent a week texting a satellite phone I love you, miss you hope you having fun!!

only to be e mailed today by the way I'm not using the satellite phone any more lent it to the other bloke so he will have any messages you sent me

he needs to die ...............

painfully and slowly!!

suggestions please
Oops!!! not a good move on his behalf eh!

why dont you reply by saying that the other blokes replies made better reading
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Old Sep 12th 2007, 5:33 pm
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up against a wall maybe ?
had a sex change op have you? or are you out as a trannie

it says ladies only mate and i know you can read
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Old Sep 12th 2007, 5:33 pm
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had a sex change op have you? or are you out as a trannie

it says ladies only mate and i know you can read
how do you know it was me ?
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Old Sep 12th 2007, 5:34 pm
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Oops!!! not a good move on his behalf eh!

why dont you reply by saying that the other blokes replies made better reading
hey thats a good one, only problem was they couldnt reply as the satellite didnt text but he could have e mailed me to let me know!!
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how do you know it was me ?
cos Rachel tells me its her when she posts
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Old Sep 12th 2007, 5:35 pm
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had a sex change op have you? or are you out as a trannie

it says ladies only mate and i know you can read

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Old Sep 12th 2007, 5:37 pm
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hey thats a good one, only problem was they couldnt reply as the satellite didnt text but he could have e mailed me to let me know!!
.. sounds good to me!
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hello darling will you clean my house cook my meals and sort out my kids please mrs doubtfire
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hello darling will you clean my house cook my meals and sort out my kids please mrs doubtfire
only if i can wear yer fishnets ?
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only if i can wear yer fishnets ?
deal cos i'm not paying you
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deal cos i'm not paying you
I thought i was going to pay you
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Ladies I need some creative ways of teaching the DH a lesson!!

I have spent a week texting a satellite phone I love you, miss you hope you having fun!!

only to be e mailed today by the way I'm not using the satellite phone any more lent it to the other bloke so he will have any messages you sent me

he needs to die ...............

painfully and slowly!!

suggestions please
Don't wish to be a traitor.............. but........ if it's deserved......... try this. It usually works on misdemeanors ............ and is guaranteed to bring a smile upon someone's face.......... probably yours........ not his ? !!!

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Old Sep 12th 2007, 6:18 pm
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Don't wish to be a traitor.............. but........ if it's deserved......... try this. It usually works on misdemeanors ............ and is guaranteed to bring a smile upon someone's face.......... probably yours........ not his ? !!!

OMG LMAO what a weirdo!!

DH may yet get to try this
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