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Old Feb 14th 2010 | 11:28 am
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Originally Posted by sallyclaire
That would have to be you Sam, you'd look great in the uniform!
Mind you, I always saw you as more of a Barbara Windsor than a Hattie Jacques!
I can just see me in a pink nurses uniform straining over the breasts (pink is what they wear in Carry On Films).

I can wriggle as well when I want to - Barbara Windsor does not cover it and I am quite deformed in the chest department.

We need more nurses, I can imagine ScottishCelts being a saucy nurse and Sally as well.
 
Old Feb 14th 2010 | 12:35 pm
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I can just see me in a pink nurses uniform straining over the breasts (pink is what they wear in Carry On Films).

I can wriggle as well when I want to - Barbara Windsor does not cover it and I am quite deformed in the chest department.

We need more nurses, I can imagine ScottishCelts being a saucy nurse and Sally as well.
I've certainly got the boobs for it PP
 
Old Feb 15th 2010 | 2:16 am
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Has anyone heard how he is today?
 
Old Feb 15th 2010 | 2:19 am
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Has anyone heard how he is today?
Bernie visited him earlier, I was hoping to but got called into work for an extra shift. He was looking better apparently, and said he might get released tonight....I'm guessing that didn't happen as he isn't online. Unfortunately the storms and flooding tonight meant I haven't had time to breath so I didn't get to ring him this evening.
 
Old Feb 15th 2010 | 2:36 am
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Get well very soon KP
 
Old Feb 15th 2010 | 3:04 am
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Hope you're sitting there taking plenty of notes

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Old Feb 15th 2010 | 10:45 am
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get well soon mate, RBH is a good place to be, although they told me no alcohol for 1 year after I had my gall bladder out
 
Old Feb 15th 2010 | 11:22 am
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Originally Posted by jimmyd4006
get well soon mate, RBH is a good place to be, although they told me no alcohol for 1 year after I had my gall bladder out
I'm positive they said one day to me.....yes, one day. Should manage that!

Getting out hopefully tomorrow. Liver infection was causing the problem so I couldn't get the op. Antibiotics are taking care of it and I will be given a deffo date for some 4 weeks away, to get the offending article away from me.
Then when Bernie has gone, they will take out my gall bladder!!

After all the "P" taking from Bernie about my looks etc, all the nurses asked if he was my brother because we look so alike!!
He should be so lucky
 
Old Feb 15th 2010 | 11:45 am
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Originally Posted by kporte

After all the "P" taking from Bernie about my looks etc, all the nurses asked if he was my brother because we look so alike!!
He should be so lucky
He'd be your little brother, I'm guessing?
 
Old Feb 15th 2010 | 12:19 pm
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Originally Posted by kporte
I'm positive they said one day to me.....yes, one day. Should manage that!

Getting out hopefully tomorrow. Liver infection was causing the problem so I couldn't get the op. Antibiotics are taking care of it and I will be given a deffo date for some 4 weeks away, to get the offending article away from me.
Then when Bernie has gone, they will take out my gall bladder!!

After all the "P" taking from Bernie about my looks etc, all the nurses asked if he was my brother because we look so alike!!
He should be so lucky
TWINS? "He's the bit that dropped off"
 
Old Feb 15th 2010 | 12:27 pm
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Originally Posted by jimmyd4006
get well soon mate, RBH is a good place to be, although they told me no alcohol for 1 year after I had my gall bladder out
WHAT?!!! Better bloody not be. Have got used to the idea of eating more healthily but surely I'm allowed one vice?

Will have that on my list of discharge questions then...................
 
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Get well soon!!!!
 
Old Feb 15th 2010 | 2:52 pm
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Originally Posted by itigo
WHAT?!!! Better bloody not be. Have got used to the idea of eating more healthily but surely I'm allowed one vice?

Will have that on my list of discharge questions then...................
If you don't ask they might not bring it up. I went to the bottle shop and got one of those small bottles like you get on the plane. The nurse took it off me as I was protesting the Doctor had me on fluids only.....

I think moderation is the key, like with meat. If you eat red meat everynight after a gall operation you will suffer but once or twice a week should be fine.
I think with booze, sticking to the recommended units per week would be ok but there are plenty nurses on here who can put me right!!
 
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I would be too scared to tough alcohol if I had that operation, my friend has severe and advanced liver disease and that frightens me enough.

Personally, I would stay off the booze if they told me to.
 
Old Feb 15th 2010 | 3:12 pm
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Originally Posted by kporte
If you don't ask they might not bring it up. I went to the bottle shop and got one of those small bottles like you get on the plane. The nurse took it off me as I was protesting the Doctor had me on fluids only.....

I think moderation is the key, like with meat. If you eat red meat everynight after a gall operation you will suffer but once or twice a week should be fine.
I think with booze, sticking to the recommended units per week would be ok but there are plenty nurses on here who can put me right!!
I'm not a nurse but if someone in the medical profession had seen me in hospital recently with various things seriously wrong and then told me not to drink alcohol, I'd stay off ALL alcohol, wouldn't have one drink. Maybe that's just me though.

My daughter who's now 17 has been told by her consultant that due to her Epilepsy and the specific meds she's on that she mustn't get drunk. As we have no idea if she could handle five drinks and not get drunk or just one, we have to assume that it's just one and so she won't be able to drink any alcohol. Simple.
 


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