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Amazulu May 13th 2009 12:44 pm

Knobable MP
 
I've been off sick for a few days so have been watching a lot of TV. Who's the MP who sits just to the right (his left) behind KRudd? I'd knob her, she's quite tasty. There's a blonde who sits next to her who I'm not too sure about, a bit of a borderline boiler.

Sally Simpson May 13th 2009 1:03 pm

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You can't be very sick then so get back to work!:sneaky:

renth May 13th 2009 1:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 7569707)
I've been off sick for a few days so have been watching a lot of TV. Who's the MP who sits just to the right (his left) behind KRudd? I'd knob her, she's quite tasty. There's a blonde who sits next to her who I'm not too sure about, a bit of a borderline boiler.

Dude, I already did a thread on it - Jodie Campbell.

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=589428

Burbage May 13th 2009 2:06 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 7569770)
Dude, I already did a thread on it - Jodie Campbell.

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=589428

You chaps need to be in France if it's attractive female mps you want.

Amazulu May 13th 2009 2:15 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 7569770)
Dude, I already did a thread on it - Jodie Campbell.

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=589428

Cool. She looks better than that photo in your thread. Do you know who the blonde is?

Amazulu May 13th 2009 2:18 pm

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Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 7569742)
You can't be very sick then so get back to work!:sneaky:

I'm a grabbing contractor so no work, no pay. Trust me, it takes a lot for me to pull a sickie!

Sally Simpson May 13th 2009 2:44 pm

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Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 7569842)
I'm a grabbing contractor !

That explains everything!;):lol:

Seriously, hope you feel better soon!:thumbup:

DunRoaminTheUK May 13th 2009 3:03 pm

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Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 7569842)
I'm a grabbing contractor so no work, no pay. Trust me, it takes a lot for me to pull a sickie!

I know what that feels like.....

DunRoaminTheUK May 13th 2009 3:11 pm

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Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 7569707)
I've been off sick for a few days so have been watching a lot of TV. Who's the MP who sits just to the right (his left) behind KRudd? I'd knob her, she's quite tasty. There's a blonde who sits next to her who I'm not too sure about, a bit of a borderline boiler.

Your grasp of irony borders on the sublime....either that or the brightness control on your TV is set extremely low and also broken? She is as rough as a bag of spanners....

I found this picture of her using Google Image Search....

irishbloo May 13th 2009 3:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 7569707)
I've been off sick for a few days so have been watching a lot of TV. Who's the MP who sits just to the right (his left) behind KRudd? I'd knob her, she's quite tasty. There's a blonde who sits next to her who I'm not too sure about, a bit of a borderline boiler.

thats all very well but would she be willing.After all you are a very sick man.:rofl:

DunRoaminTheUK May 13th 2009 3:19 pm

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Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 7569947)
After all you are a very sick man.:rofl:

Maybe she's a dooorty bitch too?

renth May 13th 2009 3:22 pm

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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK (Post 7569928)
She is as rough as a bag of spanners....

I found this picture of her using Google Image Search....

That's funny. So does your wife look like a supermodel or something? I reckon it's a good topic for a poll. We had one for Kylie Kwong before.

renth May 13th 2009 3:26 pm

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Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 7569839)
Cool. She looks better than that photo in your thread. Do you know who the blonde is?

Yvette D'Ath

http://www.aph.gov.au/HOUSE/members/pics/photos/HVN.jpg

renth May 13th 2009 3:26 pm

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Julie Collins would get it

http://www.aph.gov.au/HOUSE/members/pics/photos/HWM.jpg

renth May 13th 2009 3:27 pm

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... and Kate Ellis

http://www.aph.gov.au/HOUSE/members/pics/photos/DZU.jpg

renth May 13th 2009 3:29 pm

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... but not Bronwyn Bishop

http://www.aph.gov.au/HOUSE/members/pics/photos/SE4.jpg

DunRoaminTheUK May 13th 2009 3:34 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 7569969)

She's OK. I'd probably poke her with one eye closed.....

Tooterelli May 13th 2009 3:51 pm

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Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 7569707)
I've been off sick for a few days so have been watching a lot of TV. Who's the MP who sits just to the right (his left) behind KRudd? I'd knob her, she's quite tasty. There's a blonde who sits next to her who I'm not too sure about, a bit of a borderline boiler.



You guys are quite pathetic to be honest. You talk about Australian men being chauvanistic & uncouth but you are up there with them. GROW UP.
None of the women you talk about would have anything to do with men that have the intellect that you show.

DunRoaminTheUK May 13th 2009 3:54 pm

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Originally Posted by Tooterelli (Post 7570011)
You guys are quite pathetic to be honest. You talk about Australian men being chauvanistic & uncouth but you are up there with them. GROW UP.
None of the women you talk about would have anything to do with men that have the intellect that you show.

I'm a member of MENSA......and you spelled chauvinistic incorrectly.

renth May 13th 2009 3:55 pm

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Originally Posted by Tooterelli (Post 7570011)
You guys are quite pathetic to be honest. You talk about Australian men being chauvanistic & uncouth but you are up there with them. GROW UP.
None of the women you talk about would have anything to do with men that have the intellect that you show.

Sounds like someone isn't getting enough of the "good stuff" at home.

DunRoaminTheUK May 13th 2009 3:57 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 7569971)

Kate Ellis would definitely "get my vote"....

SamSi May 13th 2009 3:58 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 7569974)

But if you had to do one, say at gunpoint or something - Bronwyn Bishop or Julia Gillard?

DunRoaminTheUK May 13th 2009 4:00 pm

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Originally Posted by SamSi (Post 7570039)
But if you had to do one, say at gunpoint or something - Bronwyn Bishop or Julia Gillard?

If Bronwyn Bishop held me at gunpoint and demanded my seed I would have to beat the Bishop to stop my Bishop getting beaten...

NKSK version 2 May 13th 2009 4:00 pm

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What about Joanne Hockey?

SamSi May 13th 2009 4:03 pm

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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK (Post 7570043)
If Bronwyn Bishop held me at gunpoint and demanded my seed I would have to beat the Bishop to stop my Bishop getting beaten...

So it's a yes to Julia Gillard then?

scottishcelts May 13th 2009 4:05 pm

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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK (Post 7569928)
Your grasp of irony borders on the sublime....either that or the brightness control on your TV is set extremely low and also broken? She is as rough as a bag of spanners....

I found this picture of her using Google Image Search....

heeheeheehee :rofl:

DunRoaminTheUK May 13th 2009 4:06 pm

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Originally Posted by SamSi (Post 7570052)
So it's a yes to Julia Gillard then?

Only if she dresses up as Kevin Rudd and lets me serve her a really crappy sandwich......

scottishcelts May 13th 2009 4:08 pm

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So where are all the good looking mp's for us ladies then?

p.s no pretty boys please, and a good body is the main thing :devil_smile:

Sally Simpson May 13th 2009 4:16 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 7570060)
So where are all the good looking mp's for us ladies then?

p.s no pretty boys please, and a good body is the main thing :devil_smile:

Well, if Kevin & Wayne are anything to go by, I doubt if there are any!:D

Burbage May 13th 2009 4:20 pm

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Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 7570075)
Well, if Kevin & Wayne are anything to go by, I doubt if there are any!:D

Have you noticed how popular the side parting is with male Labor politicians? Let's face it, the only people who have side partings are Americans and Adolf Hitler.

Sally Simpson May 13th 2009 4:22 pm

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Originally Posted by Burbage (Post 7570080)
Have you noticed how popular the side parting is with male Labor politicians? Let's face it, the only people who have side partings are Americans and Adolf Hitler.

:lol:

And I'm not sure which of those is worse for them to be modelling themselves on!:eek:

SamSi May 13th 2009 4:38 pm

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Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 7570075)
Well, if Kevin & Wayne are anything to go by, I doubt if there are any!:D

Yes, I'm afraid it's Peter Garrett or nothing :eek: Oh well at least he hasn't got a side parting and we could have a nice sing-a-long

scottishcelts May 13th 2009 4:40 pm

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Originally Posted by SamSi (Post 7570115)
Yes, I'm afraid it's Peter Garrett or nothing :eek: Oh well at least he hasn't got a side parting and we could have a nice sing-a-long

Not interested in a nice little sing-a-long :thumbdown:
We want the nitty gritty - don't we sallyclaire! ;)

Amazulu May 13th 2009 4:49 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 7569966)

I would.

Amazulu May 13th 2009 4:50 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 7569969)

And her.

Amazulu May 13th 2009 4:50 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 7569971)

Definitely - and her sister.

Amazulu May 13th 2009 4:51 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 7569974)

That would be sick.

Amazulu May 13th 2009 4:52 pm

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Originally Posted by SamSi (Post 7570039)
But if you had to do one, say at gunpoint or something - Bronwyn Bishop or Julia Gillard?

Gillard.

Burbage May 13th 2009 4:58 pm

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Originally Posted by SamSi (Post 7570039)
But if you had to do one, say at gunpoint or something - Bronwyn Bishop or Julia Gillard?

The bullet.

Sally Simpson May 13th 2009 4:58 pm

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Originally Posted by SamSi (Post 7570115)
Yes, I'm afraid it's Peter Garrett or nothing :eek: Oh well at least he hasn't got a side parting and we could have a nice sing-a-long

Are you serious?:eek: Crap, I think it's back to the convent for me then!:lol:


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