View Poll Results: Is Justin Bieber a talentless oik?
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No
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Who the ***** is Justin Bieber
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Justin Beiber
Apr 28th 2010, 6:24 am
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Justin Beiber
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What's all the fuss about. Am I the only person who thinks he is a talentless oik?
What's all the fuss about. Am I the only person who thinks he is a talentless oik?
Apr 28th 2010, 6:28 am
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Re: Justin Beiber
I thought he was about 7 when I saw a picture of him the other day, but apparently he is 16. Why do they make him look so young?
Apr 28th 2010, 6:30 am
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Re: Justin Beiber
My 11 year old daughter pretends to hate him, but I can tell she's secretly smitten. I think that's his market, pre pubescent girls.
Apr 28th 2010, 6:30 am
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Re: Justin Beiber
His voice appears to not have broken, he needs a haircut and will probably be OK in 20 years time.
But then I am 42 years old and dont see through the eyes of ten year old girls. By god I am showing my age!!!!!
Apr 28th 2010, 6:31 am
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Re: Justin Beiber
I think the whole point of it is to make money out of him. The whole "bigger than the Beatles" thing is laughable. I bet in a few years time he will be yesterday's news.
Apr 28th 2010, 6:33 am
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Re: Justin Beiber
Nope, he is a talentless oik, he looks like he should spend some more time in the womb as he is not developed.
His voice appears to not have broken, he needs a haircut and will probably be OK in 20 years time.
But then I am 42 years old and dont see through the eyes of ten year old girls. By god I am showing my age!!!!!
His voice appears to not have broken, he needs a haircut and will probably be OK in 20 years time.
But then I am 42 years old and dont see through the eyes of ten year old girls. By god I am showing my age!!!!!
Apr 28th 2010, 6:44 am
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Re: Justin Beiber
I think the BE boys should form their own boyband, a bit like Take That in the early days.
We could select 5 suitable guys from BE, put them in a line up, and make them sing and dance and grab their genitals just like the old boybands seem to do.
I propose for the BE boyband to be called 'The Breeder Boyz' and my suggestions are:
1. Amazulu (lead singer and genital grabber)
2. Officer Dibble () (the one that dances in a world of his own)
3. Grayling (the older one on the drums)
4. Lord Farqhuar (the rebel that sings more than anyone else)
5. Dean (the one with the floppy fringe that covers one eye in sexy fashion)
We could select 5 suitable guys from BE, put them in a line up, and make them sing and dance and grab their genitals just like the old boybands seem to do.
I propose for the BE boyband to be called 'The Breeder Boyz' and my suggestions are:
1. Amazulu (lead singer and genital grabber)
2. Officer Dibble (
) (the one that dances in a world of his own)3. Grayling (the older one on the drums)
4. Lord Farqhuar (the rebel that sings more than anyone else)
5. Dean (the one with the floppy fringe that covers one eye in sexy fashion)
Apr 28th 2010, 6:46 am
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Re: Justin Beiber
I think the BE boys should form their own boyband, a bit like Take That in the early days.
We could select 5 suitable guys from BE, put them in a line up, and make them sing and dance and grab their genitals just like the old boybands seem to do.
I propose for the BE boyband to be called 'The Breeder Boyz' and my suggestions are:
1. Amazulu (lead singer and genital grabber)
2. Officer Dibble () (the one that dances in a world of his own)
3. Grayling (the older one on the drums)
4. Lord Farqhuar (the rebel that sings more than anyone else)
5. Dean (the one with the floppy fringe that covers one eye in sexy fashion)
We could select 5 suitable guys from BE, put them in a line up, and make them sing and dance and grab their genitals just like the old boybands seem to do.
I propose for the BE boyband to be called 'The Breeder Boyz' and my suggestions are:
1. Amazulu (lead singer and genital grabber)
2. Officer Dibble (
) (the one that dances in a world of his own)3. Grayling (the older one on the drums)
4. Lord Farqhuar (the rebel that sings more than anyone else)
5. Dean (the one with the floppy fringe that covers one eye in sexy fashion)
Does that mean I can be the one that is normally drunk on stage and getting myself in the papers for the wrong reasons, but the girls still love me because I am a likeable rogue?
Apr 28th 2010, 6:48 am
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Re: Justin Beiber
I saw the most unbelievably embarrassing clip on youtube - where I looked to find out what all the fuss was about.
In this particular clip (which thankfully I can’t re-find), he was doing some sort of ridiculous half hearted pelvic / hip thrusting.........and the fact that he looks about eight years old, made it even more cringe worthy.
And he sounded terribly tinny.
I almost pissed myself laughing when I read he would be bigger than the Beatles. If he is still known in 30 years time, perhaps I will buy into the hype.
Then again, I have known to be wrong. In 1986 I thought Madonna would be a flash-in-the-pan....and look how wrong I was there.
In this particular clip (which thankfully I can’t re-find), he was doing some sort of ridiculous half hearted pelvic / hip thrusting.........and the fact that he looks about eight years old, made it even more cringe worthy.
And he sounded terribly tinny.
I almost pissed myself laughing when I read he would be bigger than the Beatles. If he is still known in 30 years time, perhaps I will buy into the hype.
Then again, I have known to be wrong. In 1986 I thought Madonna would be a flash-in-the-pan....and look how wrong I was there.
Apr 28th 2010, 6:50 am
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Re: Justin Beiber
You shall have a string of women coming in/out of your hotel room and you will have a constant 'shagged' look on your face and you will wear leather trousers with a cool and trendy shirt and smart black shoes.
You have trashed a few rooms before but have now made this fashionable and other people are also trashing hotel rooms in a bid to copy you. In fact shops are selling broken furniture that you have trashed.
Apr 28th 2010, 6:50 am
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Re: Justin Beiber
I think the BE boys should form their own boyband, a bit like Take That in the early days.
We could select 5 suitable guys from BE, put them in a line up, and make them sing and dance and grab their genitals just like the old boybands seem to do.
I propose for the BE boyband to be called 'The Breeder Boyz' and my suggestions are:
1. Amazulu (lead singer and genital grabber)
2. Officer Dibble () (the one that dances in a world of his own)
3. Grayling (the older one on the drums)
4. Lord Farqhuar (the rebel that sings more than anyone else)
5. Dean (the one with the floppy fringe that covers one eye in sexy fashion)
We could select 5 suitable guys from BE, put them in a line up, and make them sing and dance and grab their genitals just like the old boybands seem to do.
I propose for the BE boyband to be called 'The Breeder Boyz' and my suggestions are:
1. Amazulu (lead singer and genital grabber)
2. Officer Dibble (
) (the one that dances in a world of his own)3. Grayling (the older one on the drums)
4. Lord Farqhuar (the rebel that sings more than anyone else)
5. Dean (the one with the floppy fringe that covers one eye in sexy fashion)