Originally Posted by Bix (Post 5256312)

Man spend many hours working out how he can get into someones pants.

Eventually he finds someone who happily allows him to do this, and on a frequent basis.

Time flies though and before you know it said pants are spouting forth babies.

Now there are not enough hours in the day or energy left to worry about pants.

But man must still have a thrill so he dreams that one day he will procure a different ride :D

Originally Posted by ub40fan (Post 5256386)

Somebody hide the catnip please!!!!!