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Geelong Gent Oct 21st 2008 8:14 pm

Just a thought?
 
http://www.theage.com.au/news/news/n...351320673.html

Could you buy one of these "off the shelve" for use at home? ie for the front door? Just in case I dont want a bomber too blow me up:rofl: or could there be other uses:sneaky:

Dougie Oct 21st 2008 10:20 pm

Re: Just a thought?
 

Originally Posted by Geelong Gent (Post 6898607)
http://www.theage.com.au/news/news/n...351320673.html

or could there be other uses:sneaky:

Night club/bar doors???
Not much use for the guys but i,m sure the ladies may want to have a look at weather they were going to be disappointed later though? :ohmy:

Call me AL Oct 21st 2008 11:07 pm

Re: Just a thought?
 

Originally Posted by Geelong Gent (Post 6898607)
http://www.theage.com.au/news/news/n...351320673.html

Could you buy one of these "off the shelve" for use at home? ie for the front door? Just in case I dont want a bomber too blow me up:rofl: or could there be other uses:sneaky:

You could just do as I do.
Order everyone who turns up at the front door to take their clothes off.
If they don't, then they can't come in. :thumbsup:

JackTheLad Oct 21st 2008 11:54 pm

Re: Just a thought?
 

Originally Posted by Geelong Gent (Post 6898607)
http://www.theage.com.au/news/news/n...351320673.html

Could you buy one of these "off the shelve" for use at home? ie for the front door? Just in case I dont want a bomber too blow me up:rofl: or could there be other uses:sneaky:

They have these already, it is just at the moment they automatically blur the genital area for privacy reasons.

Obviously this has led to concerns that terrorists will staple a gun or a grenade to their balls, thus avoiding the scanner :eek:, so now they are proposing to 'unblur' the image.

All technology aside, could the security guards not just look for guys walking like they've got a gun stapled to their balls? They would really stand out. Ahemmmm:rofl:

JTL

emelems Oct 22nd 2008 12:11 am

Re: Just a thought?
 

Originally Posted by JackTheLad (Post 6899045)
They have these already, it is just at the moment they automatically blur the genital area for privacy reasons.

Obviously this has led to concerns that terrorists will staple a gun or a grenade to their balls, thus avoiding the scanner :eek:, so now they are proposing to 'unblur' the image.

All technology aside, could the security guards not just look for guys walking like they've got a gun stapled to their balls? They would really stand out. Ahemmmm:rofl:

JTL

:lol:

Dougie Oct 22nd 2008 8:40 pm

Re: Just a thought?
 
the men will probbly have surgery to remove the innards of there you know thingy and have it instead filled with C4 which is remotely detonated via there uncles hearing aid in a north west London bed sit !


Dougie :o

moneypenny20 Oct 22nd 2008 10:12 pm

Re: Just a thought?
 

Originally Posted by DOUGIE AN LOUISE (Post 6902026)
the men will probbly have surgery to remove the innards of there you know thingy and have it instead filled with C4 which is remotely detonated via there uncles hearing aid in a north west London bed sit !


Dougie :o

Gives new meaning to a blow job :blink:

Geelong Gent Oct 22nd 2008 11:58 pm

Re: Just a thought?
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 6902220)
Gives new meaning to a blow job :blink:

"Its okay James (James Bond) I can diffuse it."

Pussy Galore licks her lips:p


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