Just a quick show of hands please . . .
#20
technically yes. Funny story actually.
I was walking along, you know, minding my own business when I saw DunRoaminTheUK emerging from the woods doing up his fly rather conspicuously. I figured he must have just had a session with one of his herd and my curious-Kiwi-wannabe side kicked in and said I should give the little hussy one to remember me by.
Much to my surprise I stumbled across a female tiger laying back smoking a post-coital fag with a glint of disatisfaction in her eye. Before I had the chance to back off and run like a big girl she had me pinned down and I became her play thing for the next 30 seconds.
I was walking along, you know, minding my own business when I saw DunRoaminTheUK emerging from the woods doing up his fly rather conspicuously. I figured he must have just had a session with one of his herd and my curious-Kiwi-wannabe side kicked in and said I should give the little hussy one to remember me by.
Much to my surprise I stumbled across a female tiger laying back smoking a post-coital fag with a glint of disatisfaction in her eye. Before I had the chance to back off and run like a big girl she had me pinned down and I became her play thing for the next 30 seconds.
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#24
technically yes. Funny story actually.
I was walking along, you know, minding my own business when I saw DunRoaminTheUK emerging from the woods doing up his fly rather conspicuously. I figured he must have just had a session with one of his herd and my curious-Kiwi-wannabe side kicked in and said I should give the little hussy one to remember me by.
Much to my surprise I stumbled across a female tiger laying back smoking a post-coital fag with a glint of disatisfaction in her eye. Before I had the chance to back off and run like a big girl she had me pinned down and I became her play thing for the next 30 seconds.
I was walking along, you know, minding my own business when I saw DunRoaminTheUK emerging from the woods doing up his fly rather conspicuously. I figured he must have just had a session with one of his herd and my curious-Kiwi-wannabe side kicked in and said I should give the little hussy one to remember me by.
Much to my surprise I stumbled across a female tiger laying back smoking a post-coital fag with a glint of disatisfaction in her eye. Before I had the chance to back off and run like a big girl she had me pinned down and I became her play thing for the next 30 seconds.
#25
I haven't
And I won't, even if he texts me hourly. Dirty git apparently doesn't even use condoms with all these women. I hope they are all getting health checks
Just heard on some news that Shane Warne is standing up for him and is sure Tiger will come out of it just fine. Well I'm sure that will help Tiger 
Have to say, I'm impressed with his management team. Organising his golf schedule as well as his harem schedule, whilst keeping the wife in the dark takes some planning. I hope they are paid well
And I won't, even if he texts me hourly. Dirty git apparently doesn't even use condoms with all these women. I hope they are all getting health checks
Just heard on some news that Shane Warne is standing up for him and is sure Tiger will come out of it just fine. Well I'm sure that will help Tiger 
Have to say, I'm impressed with his management team. Organising his golf schedule as well as his harem schedule, whilst keeping the wife in the dark takes some planning. I hope they are paid well
#27
I was trying to say a bit too perfect but that wouldnt be right either.
#28
Always thought he looked too satisfied to be healthy. Now I know why
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I haven't
And I won't, even if he texts me hourly. Dirty git apparently doesn't even use condoms with all these women. I hope they are all getting health checks
Just heard on some news that Shane Warne is standing up for him and is sure Tiger will come out of it just fine. Well I'm sure that will help Tiger 
Have to say, I'm impressed with his management team. Organising his golf schedule as well as his harem schedule, whilst keeping the wife in the dark takes some planning. I hope they are paid well
And I won't, even if he texts me hourly. Dirty git apparently doesn't even use condoms with all these women. I hope they are all getting health checks
Just heard on some news that Shane Warne is standing up for him and is sure Tiger will come out of it just fine. Well I'm sure that will help Tiger 
Have to say, I'm impressed with his management team. Organising his golf schedule as well as his harem schedule, whilst keeping the wife in the dark takes some planning. I hope they are paid well

#30
That reminds me of the time on UK TV that 'Mrs Merton' asked Debbie McGee. 'and just what was it that first attracted you to multi millionaire Paul Daniels'






