Hmmmm, mother of the year???? Let me think.

Do you have to be plain and flat chested to be a good mum then??!!?? (stands back)

Well she's hardly a beauty in that picture. I just thought it was a funny pic and thought I'd make a cheap shot . However, she doesn't strike me as mother of the year. Maybe the early years of dealing with Harvey on her own but this last year? Nah, sorry.

God she looks shocking in that pic!!! Just shows what too much surgery can do to a once pretty girl!

A female Michael Jackson?

I see her more as an Alice Cooper rolled in gravy granules . . .

Or Ozzy Osbourne?

Alice Cooper would be horrified. He's a fine upstanding member of the community. Looks more like Jessica Rabbit on acid to me There's a funnier picture, might try and find it, had me cracked up

Here we go. Jo Brand reminds me of Les Dawson and Roy Barroclough doing their 'over the fence chat' sketches

It's sad isn't it?

A "pretty girl who spoilt herself" somebidy once said.

Anyways, call me a sentimental old soul . . . a picture of Jordan and Pete in happier times . . . Pete and Jordan

if you had fun bags* like Jordan you would have to stand back

*heard that for the first time on BE years ago. BE educating a generation

Now please don't flame me but I don't mind Katie Price. I think she does a good job with her children. Yes, things have been bad for her and Pete this last year and the way they both spoke to each other on their show was apauling....but they were about to divorce!

Yes, she goes out and gets bladdered and makes an arse of herself....who hasn't at the end of the day - she just gets papped for it.

No mention of Josef Fritzl?

And as for Mum of the year Pahh if anything it should go to her nannies and helpers


Dougie

Its more to do with the fact that she loves her kids very very much in her reality programme...

Which applies to *99.9% of all Mothers...

I can't see anything or reasoning why it makes her Mother of the Year ?

Em x

* Figure made up by emelems to prove a point