A man goes to the doctors surgery.
Mr Smith: "Hello, I've come to collect Mrs Smiths test results"
Receptionist: "Oh Mr Smith I am very sorry. There has been a mix-up at the
hospital and we have two sets of tests results for a Mrs Smith and we don't
know which one is for your wife."

Mr Smith: "Well can you tell me what they are?"

Receptionist: "I'm afraid it is either bad news or terrible news, because one set of the test results show Alzheimer's disease and the other set shows AIDS"

Mr Smith: "That's awful. What should I do?"

Receptionist: "Well the doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home don't shag her".

lmao

very good

got any more???

jan xx

:d

Rofl

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.

The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''

''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''