Joke
Dec 21st 2005, 8:20 pm
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Joke
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
Dec 21st 2005, 8:37 pm
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Re: Joke
Six reasons why computers must be female:
As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
No one understands their internal logic.
Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your wage on accessories for it.
As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
No one understands their internal logic.
Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your wage on accessories for it.
Dec 21st 2005, 8:40 pm
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Re: Joke
Reasons computers must be male
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
They look nice until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
You tell it to do something and it takes forever
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
They look nice until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
You tell it to do something and it takes forever
Dec 21st 2005, 8:50 pm
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by WendyC
Reasons computers must be male
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
They look nice until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
You tell it to do something and it takes forever
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
They look nice until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
You tell it to do something and it takes forever
pmsl!!!
Dec 21st 2005, 9:43 pm
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by WendyC
Reasons computers must be male
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
They look nice until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
You tell it to do something and it takes forever
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
They look nice until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
You tell it to do something and it takes forever
Why are men like floor tiles?????
You lay them right the first time.................you can walk over them for years!!!!
Dec 21st 2005, 10:31 pm
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Re: Joke
Lion joke (kind of)
Two drunks walk into a bar with a giraffe, and the drunks and the giraffe drink for the next three hours, until the giraffe finally passes out on the floor.
The two drunks never even notice as they finish their drinks and head out the door.
Then, the barman shouts,"Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' on the floor, are ya..?"
Hearing that,one of the drunks spins around and says,"THAT AIN'T A LION, IT'S A GIRAFFE!"
Two drunks walk into a bar with a giraffe, and the drunks and the giraffe drink for the next three hours, until the giraffe finally passes out on the floor.
The two drunks never even notice as they finish their drinks and head out the door.
Then, the barman shouts,"Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' on the floor, are ya..?"
Hearing that,one of the drunks spins around and says,"THAT AIN'T A LION, IT'S A GIRAFFE!"
