....... what should I get?

I kind of like the guy from kiama with the 3 dildos. Paddyo

Hows this

I thought they were butt plugs? Then again, maybe this isn't the sort of thing I should be confessing to knowing anything about?!?

I'm going to change mine. Malcolm Tucker looks too hostile!

There we go...I'm now a shocked Koala.

Good luck in your hunt for yours, Beoz.

That's still a hostile looking koala!

I think it has a more 'concerned' look on its face.

Hostile?!? He/she's gorgeous! Hardly drop bear scary.

I think the shrunken avatar doesn't do justice to the shocked look and lends to this misinterpretation, so attached is a slightly bigger version...

I change mine on the first of every month. I'm thinking of going with a "no fat chicks" logo tomorrow

"Fat" calf doesn't equal fat chick! That did make me laugh... If they can't be nice when you're trying to splurge 300 bucks on a pair of boots then sod them though!

Can we do animated GIF's?

but fat chicks are more grateful and try harder

No, he (it's definitely a he) looks like he'd rip your throat out in a heartbeat.

As are fat blokes

you're damn right I am