Why have Coles and Woolies stopped selling the stuff? Or is it just the bayside stores?

They ran out of girders...

Do you have any girders for me?

Saucy....

Not a great level of demand for a drink that tastes like liquid Germolene?

Oi lurvs moy Oirn Brur oi durs

I think you're getting it mixed up with Root Beer!

Irn Bru is like diluted Tizer and Tizer ain't wot it used to be!

They saw sense?

You heathens have obviously never experienced the miraculous hangover curing properties of the ginger.

Here, here BC!! No idea these Sassenachs!!

Don't give me that.... you Jocks never sober up long enough to get hangovers.

I was wondering the same thing over here, so i went into the british shop and asked the owner... Apparently the stuff we have been drinking here is made in Queensland and the company is going bust... But I didnt even realise that they cant import it cos there are illegal ingredients in it

After working in Glasgow for six months and imbibing medically inadvisable quantities of the old 80 shilling, I can confirm the wonderous effect of Irn Bru on a stinking hangover!

Illegal ingredients ffs....what's so illegal about Irn Bru and the stuff that's in it. It's just as bad they won't import Prawn Cocktail crisps, stupid!

Well you see, there is another area where the Aus govt scores points with me!