I'm twatted ...
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I'm twatted ...
Just put the world to rights at the local bowlo here. Courtesy bus dropped me off at my front door ... 25 degrees in the middle of the night ... well and truly wankered ... how's everyone else's day/night going?
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Had 2 texts from the UK saying they'd seen my eldest tho.
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Re: I'm twatted ...
That Resch's goes to your head. Managed to get the bus driver to lay on a special for me and six other inebriates. Very civilised....
And to you. Stuck two bucks in the pokies and won 60 - can't be bad. Don't play 'em as a habit, but it bought a few beers so mustn't grumble...
And to you. Stuck two bucks in the pokies and won 60 - can't be bad. Don't play 'em as a habit, but it bought a few beers so mustn't grumble...
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Re: I'm twatted ...
Recovering from the bunfight at the Glenelg/GMTV link up, which was freezing cold and raining. Thankfully had a netball match to go to, so left early to collect ski-jacket before 'banner wars' turned too nasty.
Had 2 texts from the UK saying they'd seen my eldest tho.
Had 2 texts from the UK saying they'd seen my eldest tho.
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Re: I'm twatted ...
Bonus points for extra-curricular sex followed by a few large Bundies and a stupidly potent Johnnie Walker and coke (needed the coke to combat dehydration).
Too much information? Well, you DID ask
Now time for Cig, Bed, Zzzzzzz
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Re: I'm twatted ...
Bollocksed mate, did the 'knock off early, go and entertain daughter for a few hours while mother gets pissed with workmates' thing. Mucho Brownie Points and very enjoyable too.
Bonus points for extra-curricular sex followed by a few large Bundies and a stupidly potent Johnnie Walker and coke (needed the coke to combat dehydration).
Too much information? Well, you DID ask
Now time for Cig, Bed, Zzzzzzz
Bonus points for extra-curricular sex followed by a few large Bundies and a stupidly potent Johnnie Walker and coke (needed the coke to combat dehydration).
Too much information? Well, you DID ask
Now time for Cig, Bed, Zzzzzzz
Missus not amused Just patted me on the shoulder and said, "Drink some water." I said, "What are you trying to say?" She says, "I'm not trying to say anything ... " and wanders off upstairs to read her Armistead Maupin book...
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Spoke to a friend later and asked if he'd seen us, apparently he'd had trouble taking his eyes off the female presenter's nipples.
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lol - Scammel wheel nuts was it, sir?
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Armistead Maupin? Don't they do amateur radio sets that you assemble yourself?
Drifting off ... don't hit 'Unread Posts' ... DON'T HIT 'Unread Posts'
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The ME? Look, I spent a couple of hours in an under 12s play park earlier today (despite the court order) and I got more sense out of them than THAT crowd