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Old Dec 21st 2007, 12:20 pm
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Just put the world to rights at the local bowlo here. Courtesy bus dropped me off at my front door ... 25 degrees in the middle of the night ... well and truly wankered ... how's everyone else's day/night going?
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Just put the world to rights at the local bowlo here. Courtesy bus dropped me off at my front door ... 25 degrees in the middle of the night ... well and truly wankered ... how's everyone else's day/night going?
LMAO good onya mate, and merrry xmas...

DID ya WIN !?
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Just put the world to rights at the local bowlo here. Courtesy bus dropped me off at my front door ... 25 degrees in the middle of the night ... well and truly wankered ... how's everyone else's day/night going?
Recovering from the bunfight at the Glenelg/GMTV link up, which was freezing cold and raining. Thankfully had a netball match to go to, so left early to collect ski-jacket before 'banner wars' turned too nasty.
Had 2 texts from the UK saying they'd seen my eldest tho.
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yeah am ok thanks bud
That Resch's goes to your head. Managed to get the bus driver to lay on a special for me and six other inebriates. Very civilised....

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LMAO good onya mate, and merrry xmas...

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And to you. Stuck two bucks in the pokies and won 60 - can't be bad. Don't play 'em as a habit, but it bought a few beers so mustn't grumble...
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Recovering from the bunfight at the Glenelg/GMTV link up, which was freezing cold and raining. Thankfully had a netball match to go to, so left early to collect ski-jacket before 'banner wars' turned too nasty.
Had 2 texts from the UK saying they'd seen my eldest tho.
Nice one. They're having a wee cold snap back in blighty too ... must seem weird watching GMTV seeing all these people in shorts and tshirts ...
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Just put the world to rights at the local bowlo here. Courtesy bus dropped me off at my front door ... 25 degrees in the middle of the night ... well and truly wankered ... how's everyone else's day/night going?
Bollocksed mate, did the 'knock off early, go and entertain daughter for a few hours while mother gets pissed with workmates' thing. Mucho Brownie Points and very enjoyable too.

Bonus points for extra-curricular sex followed by a few large Bundies and a stupidly potent Johnnie Walker and coke (needed the coke to combat dehydration).

Too much information? Well, you DID ask

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Bollocksed mate, did the 'knock off early, go and entertain daughter for a few hours while mother gets pissed with workmates' thing. Mucho Brownie Points and very enjoyable too.

Bonus points for extra-curricular sex followed by a few large Bundies and a stupidly potent Johnnie Walker and coke (needed the coke to combat dehydration).

Too much information? Well, you DID ask

Now time for Cig, Bed, Zzzzzzz
Oh for a bit of slap and tickle.

Missus not amused Just patted me on the shoulder and said, "Drink some water." I said, "What are you trying to say?" She says, "I'm not trying to say anything ... " and wanders off upstairs to read her Armistead Maupin book...
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Nice one. They're having a wee cold snap back in blighty too ... must seem weird watching GMTV seeing all these people in shorts and tshirts ...
One woman was wearing a snorkel parka...not quite the image South Australian immigration were hoping to promote.
Spoke to a friend later and asked if he'd seen us, apparently he'd had trouble taking his eyes off the female presenter's nipples.
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One woman was wearing a snorkel parka...not quite the image South Australian immigration were hoping to promote.
Spoke to a friend later and asked if he'd seen us, apparently he'd had trouble taking his eyes off the female presenter's nipples.
lol - Scammel wheel nuts was it, sir?
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Oh for a bit of slap and tickle.

Missus not amused Just patted me on the shoulder and said, "Drink some water." I said, "What are you trying to say?" She says, "I'm not trying to say anything ... " and wanders off upstairs to read her Armistead Maupin book...
Well, I got the slap anyway

Armistead Maupin? Don't they do amateur radio sets that you assemble yourself?

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lol - Scammel wheel nuts was it, sir?
Correct, Scammel Commander to be precise.
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It's that time of year ... fancy invading the middle east or canada? Rest of the world's looknig a bit neglected ...
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It's that time of year ... fancy invading the middle east or canada? Rest of the world's looknig a bit neglected ...
Did Canada earlier ... fark me there are some numbnuts in there but you get the occasional sign of intelligent life.

The ME? Look, I spent a couple of hours in an under 12s play park earlier today (despite the court order) and I got more sense out of them than THAT crowd
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