If you were a newspaper you would be...
Aug 8th 2010 | 3:58 pm
#1
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If you were a newspaper you would be...
I would be the Times.
I fear many expats would be The Daily Mail, or Express. Although many come to understand a new loathing for the original...
I fear many expats would be The Daily Mail, or Express. Although many come to understand a new loathing for the original...
Aug 8th 2010 | 4:04 pm
#2
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Re: If you were a newspaper you would be...
...wrapped around a portion of fish and chips.
Aug 8th 2010 | 4:06 pm
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Aug 8th 2010 | 4:09 pm
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Re: If you were a newspaper you would be...
Viz...
or on my more serious days The Beano
or on my more serious days The Beano
Aug 8th 2010 | 4:15 pm
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Re: If you were a newspaper you would be...
Private Eye with a hint of The Times and a secret gene of the gossip in The Sun 
Aug 8th 2010 | 4:23 pm
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I'm Old Gregg!
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From: A Former Bogan Colony in QLD
Aug 8th 2010 | 4:24 pm
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I'm Old Gregg!
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From: A Former Bogan Colony in QLD
Aug 8th 2010 | 6:08 pm
#10
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From: Blue Mountains, NSW
Re: If you were a newspaper you would be...
I'd probably be a free paper, the one that gets chucked on the front garden and slowly decomposes because no one really wants it.
:sobs:
:sobs:
Aug 8th 2010 | 6:44 pm
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Aug 8th 2010 | 7:19 pm
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Re: If you were a newspaper you would be...
Alan Whicker went to a restaurant in San Francisco many years ago. There was no menu. They said they would produce what ever you asked for. He asked for fish and chips in newspaper....and got it!
Aug 8th 2010 | 7:23 pm
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Re: If you were a newspaper you would be...
I would like to be The Sun - just for one day.
Then I would line the bottom of my cat litter tray.
Then I would line the bottom of my cat litter tray.
