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Old Sep 7th 2007, 12:23 pm
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Who's face would you hit and couldn't stop. I'll go first..................


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Old Sep 7th 2007, 12:28 pm
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I don't like violence, I'd rather give them one of my looks (it normally works) and the honour would go to our pool company who are in the process of building one :curse:
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Old Sep 7th 2007, 12:31 pm
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I don't like violence, I'd rather give them one of my looks (it normally works) and the honour would go to our pool company who are in the process of building one :curse:
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Are you having a hard time streaks Pardon me for laughing.
don't even go there!! I'm still firmly sat on this bloody chair waiting for Jim to fix me a drink Anyway, how's that poor little old lady upset you?
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I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land.
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Jim is currently unavailable as he is having his tracksuit washed.
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Who's face would you hit and couldn't stop. I'll go first..................


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Why so angry all the time?

Have a drink, what you having?
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I don't like violence, I'd rather give them one of my looks (it normally works) and the honour would go to our pool company who are in the process of building one :curse:
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Who's face would you hit and couldn't stop. I'll go first..................


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Default Re: If you had a hammer..............................

Originally Posted by framac
Who's face would you hit and couldn't stop. I'll go first..................


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seems a bit harsh.. I thought some one already had a go..

me personally,, it would have to go with one of the following list

Kirstian D****s (an idiot from my office)
Aisnley Harriet... god I could easily smack the face off that idiot

thats its. ohh. sorry..almost forgot "sir" Alex F

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my boss, please please please, my boss.

I did figure out that because I am on 3 months notice, it would be quicker to get my self fired, if and when the visa comes through, and what better way than to finally give in and paste the little sh*tbag.

Also, it would get me started with a nice wad of cash as several people have said they would pay to see it.
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[QUOTE=framac;5284504]Who's face would you hit and couldn't stop. I'll go first..................


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i dont usually go in for mindless violence but in this case ...


.... my estate agent!! :curse::curse::curse::curse:

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Default Re: If you had a hammer..............................

Originally Posted by CynOpt
my boss, please please please, my boss.

I did figure out that because I am on 3 months notice, it would be quicker to get my self fired, if and when the visa comes through, and what better way than to finally give in and paste the little sh*tbag.

Also, it would get me started with a nice wad of cash as several people have said they would pay to see it.
Go for it mate! Sounds like you deserve the pleasure
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