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If you can get your head through....
....can you get your body through.
You know that thing that some animals like mice and cats have where if they can get their heads through a hole or a gap then the rest of the body can go through. Is it the same for humans? Just wondering! :thumbup: |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by MartinLuther
(Post 6177317)
....can you get your body through.
You know that thing that some animals like mice and cats have where if they can get their heads through a hole or a gap then the rest of the body can go through. Is it the same for humans? Just wondering! :thumbup: |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by MartinLuther
(Post 6177317)
....can you get your body through.
You know that thing that some animals like mice and cats have where if they can get their heads through a hole or a gap then the rest of the body can go through. Is it the same for humans? Just wondering! :thumbup: |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by EvannTel
(Post 6177338)
I think you shoudl find a fence with some nice railings and go and find out! Please post some pics!
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
(Post 6177351)
Most probably...like when us woman have a baby, getting the head out is the hardest, the rest follows:blink:
Kids seem to have big heads in comparison to their bodies. I wonder if too much beer makes your head shrink in comparison to your body? |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
(Post 6177351)
Most probably...like when us woman have a baby, getting the head out is the hardest, the rest follows:blink:
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by MartinLuther
(Post 6177436)
That's true. Once the head's out they shoot out like a greased baby.
Kids seem to have big heads in comparison to their bodies. I wonder if too much beer makes your head shrink in comparison to your body? I'll ask him if he drinks |
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by Icarus
(Post 6177452)
Whats hard about having a baby ?
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by nightnurse2
(Post 6177469)
Try to pull you bottom lip over the top of your head and then you're some way to finding out ;)
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Re: If you can get your head through....
my head and shoulders may get through, but my arse definately wouldn't
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by Icarus
(Post 6177452)
Whats hard about having a baby ?
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by MartinLuther
(Post 6177317)
....can you get your body through.
You know that thing that some animals like mice and cats have where if they can get their heads through a hole or a gap then the rest of the body can go through. Is it the same for humans? Just wondering! :thumbup: |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by Icarus
(Post 6177452)
Whats hard about having a baby ?
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by nightnurse2
(Post 6177469)
Try to pull you bottom lip over the top of your head and then you're some way to finding out ;)
Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
(Post 6177484)
You will never know
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by Bix
(Post 6177486)
Are we talking craniums or penises ?
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by MartinLuther
(Post 6177499)
Watching your sweet gentle wife turn into a foul-mouthed screaming virago :blink:
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Icarus - try shitting an American Size Fridge Freezer;) may give you an idea.
Dont know about the rest of you but my shoulders and hips are ever so slightly larger than my bonce!:eek: |
Re: If you can get your head through....
i think there must be some-one out there who can
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Re: If you can get your head through....
There's probably some sad pillock in the Guiness Book of Records who can, and does regularly.
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Re: If you can get your head through....
The obvious answer is No. From the thousands of reports every year of the Fire brigade having to release people who had got their head stuck through railings, holes etc, by your premise, they could have just got their whole body through.
They couldn't. So the answer is No. The more interesting question is, should they release people who've got their heads stuck through railings. I think they should make them answer a questionnaire to see if they are really worth the effort. :p JTL |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
(Post 6177687)
The obvious answer is No. From the thousands of reports every year of the Fire brigade having to release people who had got their head stuck through railings, holes etc, by your premise, they could have just got their whole body through.
They couldn't. So the answer is No. The more interesting question is, should they release people who've got their heads stuck through railings. I think they should make them answer a questionnaire to see if they are really worth the effort. :p JTL I've not actually formed a premise for this (although thanks for making one up for me just in case I need one) but I do know of people who have got their head stuck but have then freed themselves by moving their body through instead. Obviously as you've pointed out this won't work for everyone. I'd imagine Johno Coleman or Rick Waller would have a problem. :blink: |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by MartinLuther
(Post 6177937)
I wish they would stop coming around to my premises to get their heads stuck. :unsure::D
I've not actually formed a premise for this (although thanks for making one up for me just in case I need one) but I do know of people who have got their head stuck but have then freed themselves by moving their body through instead. Obviously as you've pointed out this won't work for everyone. I'd imagine Johno Coleman or Rick Waller would have a problem. :blink: |
Re: If you can get your head through....
i don't think i know anyone who has got their head stuck , i will ask my "bigheaded" mate at work tho
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by Gonnago
(Post 6177525)
Icarus - try shitting an American Size Fridge Freezer;) may give you an idea.
Dont know about the rest of you but my shoulders and hips are ever so slightly larger than my bonce!:eek: |
Re: If you can get your head through....
bloody felt like it at the time:blink:
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by MartinLuther
(Post 6177937)
I wish they would stop coming around to my premises to get their heads stuck. :unsure::D
I've not actually formed a premise for this (although thanks for making one up for me just in case I need one) but I do know of people who have got their head stuck but have then freed themselves by moving their body through instead. Obviously as you've pointed out this won't work for everyone. I'd imagine Johno Coleman or Rick Waller would have a problem. :blink: I would have gone for the questionnaire option first: Why did you force your head through some railings? Did you not think that getting your head back out would be painful? Why should we help you? Are you scared that you've got your head stuck in some railings, your arse up in the air, and five gay firemen behind you? If that didn't motivated him to get out of the railings, what would? JTL |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
(Post 6177998)
I can't remember the exact details, but on one of those programmes, like "when idiots survive" or something, I did see the Fire Brigade rubbing lard on a guys ears to release him from some railings.
I would have gone for the questionnaire option first: Why did you force your head through some railings? Did you not think that getting your head back out would be painful? Why should we help you? Are you scared that you've got your head stuck in some railings, your arse up in the air, and five gay firemen behind you? If that didn't motivated him to get out of the railings, what would? JTL I just have to pick you up on one thing though JTL, there is no such thing as a gay fireman, all girls know that!;):p:lol: |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
(Post 6178008)
:rofl:
I just have to pick you up on one thing though JTL, there is no such thing as a gay fireman, all girls know that!;):p:lol: Just hope you don't get the gay ones rescuing you:rofl: JTL |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Good thread, I had a few good chuckles reading it and I'm sure that 20 or 30 years ago I could have done the body follows head thing.
Tip of the day, If you child gets his/her head stuck in railings don't try to pull them back out. There ears stop them. Grab hold of there feet and lift them skyward so they are upside down. There head now has to go forward through the fence - problem solved. Mike. |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
(Post 6177998)
I can't remember the exact details, but on one of those programmes, like "when idiots survive" or something, I did see the Fire Brigade rubbing lard on a guys ears to release him from some railings.
I would have gone for the questionnaire option first: Why did you force your head through some railings? Did you not think that getting your head back out would be painful? Why should we help you? Are you scared that you've got your head stuck in some railings, your arse up in the air, and five gay firemen behind you? If that didn't motivated him to get out of the railings, what would? JTL |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Well i tried to measure my work colleagues head today but it was very difficult without him noticing , but it is huge ... i'll try tomorrow
he looks like a lolipop |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by MartinLuther
(Post 6177317)
....can you get your body through.
You know that thing that some animals like mice and cats have where if they can get their heads through a hole or a gap then the rest of the body can go through. Is it the same for humans? Just wondering! :thumbup: :) |
Re: If you can get your head through....
weird & he seemed to have a "normal" sized head too |
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Re: If you can get your head through....
My mates head must 3ft round
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by MartinLuther
(Post 6177317)
....can you get your body through.
You know that thing that some animals like mice and cats have where if they can get their heads through a hole or a gap then the rest of the body can go through. Is it the same for humans? Just wondering! :thumbup: http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...otos/mooo1.jpg http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...otos/mooo2.jpg |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by PaulandNic
(Post 6187826)
Just beware if you can get your head through and NOT the rest!!!!!
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...otos/mooo1.jpg http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...otos/mooo2.jpg |
Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by Icarus
(Post 6187819)
My mates head must 3ft round
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Re: If you can get your head through....
Originally Posted by Icarus
(Post 6189655)
it can't be that big can it ? it is massive tho
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