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Old Feb 9th 2010, 4:37 pm
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Originally Posted by DeadVim
I've just started wearing Hai Karate, am I in crisis?
Only those who have to sit next to you

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Old Feb 9th 2010, 5:44 pm
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Only those who have to sit next to you

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Nobody sits next to me ... not any more ...

Might try a dab of Rampant Yak and a change of underwear tomorrow.
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Old Feb 9th 2010, 9:15 pm
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since when have you been worried about concentration?

I should offer some analysis on your situation to see if we have any evidence of mid life crisis:
  • Have you thought recently about buying a new car?
  • Are you updating your technology to the latest gadgets?
  • Are you feeling the need to change your home life/family set up/?
  • Do you diet/preen or spend time worrying about your appearance?
  • Do you spend any time at work admiring the male form?
  • Do you question your life and the choices you have made and who in essence you are?
  • Do you feel the need for adventure and change?
  • Do you feel boredom with people and things that may have been of interest before?
  • Do you feel any confusion about who you are or where you are going?
  • Do you feel unable to make decisions about what is next?
  • Do you wonder if you were ever happy with your spouse?
  • Do you feel desire for a new and passionate initimate relationship?
  • Do you feel like taking some risks or participating in something that is "naughty"
  • Have you started a new hobby or sport that you would not have previously tried

What on earth makes you think you are having a mid life crisis? None of this applies to you at all god damn it
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Old Feb 9th 2010, 9:17 pm
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Default Re: I think I might be having a midlife crisis...

Originally Posted by odyssey
since when have you been worried about concentration?

I should offer some analysis on your situation to see if we have any evidence of mid life crisis:
  • Have you thought recently about buying a new car?
  • Are you updating your technology to the latest gadgets?
  • Are you feeling the need to change your home life/family set up/?
  • Do you diet/preen or spend time worrying about your appearance?
  • Do you spend any time at work admiring the male form?
  • Do you question your life and the choices you have made and who in essence you are?
  • Do you feel the need for adventure and change?
  • Do you feel boredom with people and things that may have been of interest before?
  • Do you feel any confusion about who you are or where you are going?
  • Do you feel unable to make decisions about what is next?
  • Do you wonder if you were ever happy with your spouse?
  • Do you feel desire for a new and passionate initimate relationship?
  • Do you feel like taking some risks or participating in something that is "naughty"
  • Have you started a new hobby or sport that you would not have previously tried

What on earth makes you think you are having a mid life crisis? None of this applies to you at all god damn it
F**K! On top of everything else I'm having a bloody mid-life crisis as well!!!
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Old Feb 9th 2010, 9:26 pm
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hey join the club, its contagious but it will pass (and then you move on to old age) - what joy
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Old Feb 9th 2010, 11:23 pm
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Default Re: I think I might be having a midlife crisis...

Originally Posted by odyssey
since when have you been worried about concentration?

I should offer some analysis on your situation to see if we have any evidence of mid life crisis:
  • Have you thought recently about buying a new car?
  • Are you updating your technology to the latest gadgets?
  • Are you feeling the need to change your home life/family set up/?
  • Do you diet/preen or spend time worrying about your appearance?
  • Do you spend any time at work admiring the male form?
  • Do you question your life and the choices you have made and who in essence you are?
  • Do you feel the need for adventure and change?
  • Do you feel boredom with people and things that may have been of interest before?
  • Do you feel any confusion about who you are or where you are going?
  • Do you feel unable to make decisions about what is next?
  • Do you wonder if you were ever happy with your spouse?
  • Do you feel desire for a new and passionate initimate relationship?
  • Do you feel like taking some risks or participating in something that is "naughty"
  • Have you started a new hobby or sport that you would not have previously tried

What on earth makes you think you are having a mid life crisis? None of this applies to you at all god damn it


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Old Feb 9th 2010, 11:24 pm
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Originally Posted by odyssey
hey join the club, its contagious but it will pass (and then you move on to old age) - what joy
pass me the razor blade!

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Old Feb 9th 2010, 11:26 pm
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Originally Posted by emelems
pass me the razor blade!

Em x
**** that - 3 bottles of voddie and a bag of junk
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Old Feb 9th 2010, 11:28 pm
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
**** that - 3 bottles of voddie and a bag of junk
hmmm.. I am just on google maps trying to find the biggest building to jump off... not having much luck.. right.. perhaps I should just give in to old age and fetch the cocoa instead !

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Old Feb 9th 2010, 11:28 pm
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Originally Posted by emelems
hmmm.. I am just on google maps trying to find the biggest building to jump off... not having much luck.. right.. perhaps I should just give in to old age and fetch the cocoa instead !

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With a sly whisky
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Old Feb 9th 2010, 11:30 pm
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts


With a sly whisky
Nothing sly about my whisky shots.. they are usually very brazen!

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Old Feb 9th 2010, 11:31 pm
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Nothing sly about my whisky shots.. they are usually very brazen!

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Like me with my wine then
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Old Feb 9th 2010, 11:32 pm
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Originally Posted by emelems
hmmm.. I am just on google maps trying to find the biggest building to jump off... not having much luck.. right.. perhaps I should just give in to old age and fetch the cocoa instead !

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naa, come up town with me on Friday and be a saddo
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
Like me with my wine then
oooh me and you would get on rather badly in a good way you know!

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Old Feb 9th 2010, 11:39 pm
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Originally Posted by odyssey
naa, come up town with me on Friday and be a saddo
I'll see ya tomorrow instead! lol!

(took me a while to figure it out.. but I got there in the end! haha!)

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